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Vine is what happens when you combine the short attention span of Twitter, the attention whoring of YouTube, the autism of 5secondfilms and cram it all onto a tiny cell phone screen.
Vine is a free app created by Twitter that's available for iOS and Android. Because it's both free and retard-friendly the majority of it's userbase consists of niggers making race jokes to get views and likes from stupid white people.
Content
Some time ago, a few entrepreneuring young negros discovered that being black and making references to watermelon and kool-aid was the perfect formula for making popular Vines. As a result, half of the videos on Vine are niggers (usually from Florida for some reason) making nigger jokes, with the other half being irrelevant, unfunny shit made by white teenage girls.
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Rumor has it that deep in the bowels of Vine there are genuinely good videos with actual effort put into them. This statement has yet to be confirmed, mostly because nobody wants to dig through all the shit to find them.
Vine "Celebrities"
Since Vine got popular a lot of teenage faggots decided they could get the attention their parents deprived them of by filming themselves acting like retards for the internet to laugh at.
Jack Jones
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Joey Essex wannabe Jack Jones is a Britfag Vine celebrity who has amassed a following of Viners by going up to people in the street and seeing how long he can act like an obnoxious autistic virgin before he gets punched in the face by a big black guy who made him cum in his pants. He leads the trend of faggots who walk around with smartphones filming people who aren't attention whoring ass-lickers.
Nash Grier
Unfortunately this cancer is not contained to Britfags. Nash Grier is a 17 year old with a face as punchable as everyone who posts on Vine. He is a Jesusfag who uses Vine to copy Fox News by bleeping out swearwords and talking about how he wants to kill faggots and negroes and Asians. Despite his offensive content he caused the most controversy over an innocent video where he talked about what type of girls he liked because white knights and social justice warriors are fags.
Celebrities try to cash in
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The Compilations
Since Vine is somehow so popular, tons of compilation channels have popped up. 99.99% of them follow these guidelines.
- Give no credit to those who made the vines
- Have misleading thumbnails (ex. woman's ass, tits)
- Make money off of other people's work
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When Instagram heard of this genius invention, they instantly got jealous of the fact that their app was no longer the coolest. They got so jelly that they added an identical feature to their app - possibly the only thing Instagram could have done to make their app even more retarded.
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