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Eddie Van Halen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Left: 1998, after 20 years of hard partying. | Right: 2007, after millions in plastic surgery.
Who is Eddie Van Halen? Noone knows, because of his aged appearance and notorious drug habit, but at one time he was considered the greatest guitarist in the world and made multiple millions of dollars. Almost all of it went up his nose or into his veins, but he did manage to keep enough to get enough plastic surgery to make himself look like Jon Bon Jovi, another dino-rock superstar.
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