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Joel Hawkins

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This little page here is for a special person, read on to hear about the saddest excuse for a person in history.


About

Joel Hawkins, real name Marcus Caparco, is a 17 year old artist from the state of Rhode Island. He spends most of his time drawing terrible pornographic images of anthro animals, or dicking around. He has no real life, along with no real friends to hang around. This person has a terrible history, as long with a terrible future ahead of him. Uses his autism as an excuse to be rude to people. Is also riddled with ADHD, and probably many other issues.

All known about user

From personal experiences, and from others, there is many things we can include about this user. He is a liar, manipulator, cheater, terrible person, terrible friend, terrible son, ect.

Joel has cheated in many relationships, and has a disgusting obsession with "role play", the act of pretending to be your 'fursona'. He loves to "role play" some NSFW (18+) things. Do not get into that with him unless you want to hear about his disgusting urine and fart fetishes. He's also not legal, remember that.

He loves to put the blame onto other people and "play victim". It's 'never his fault' but always the other parties. He loves to then go around and talk about people, making racist remarks, draw other's 'fursonas' in terrible ways, makes fun of self harm, promotes suicide, misgenders people, ect. So he's pretty much Tumblr in a nutshell.

He loves to make his hard working mother spend 100's of dollars onto him, for his hair, computer, games, ect. He is 17, still stuck in 11th grade, has no job, no car, nothing to really be proud of. But he still puts the hard onto his mother no matter what. He loves to bribe people for free things like art and money. Most likely he asks for NSFW art so he can jerk himself to it. He uses the money for weed, which is illegal in the state of RI.


Funniest part, his artwork

The fact that this user thinks his artwork is the best, is a damn lie. It has no purpose to even be made, anatomy is very off center, nothing makes sense. His NSFW work is just terrible. Assholes look like a lifesaver gummy and penises look very off, despite the fact he has one. He has no idea how to draw an ass, or a vagina, or any idea how to just draw right in general, if you just look at the way he draws. His style is inspired from the popular TV shows Regular Show and Rick and Morty. The mix of the two and NSFW is not good. (Look on his Furaffinity. If wanted more evidence of anything from this article, our team will upload things onto here soon.)

He's traced a car in his works before, never gave proper credit. He also loves to take backgrounds off of google and just throw that in there like he's a big shot.

 

Character Theft

As from the maker of this page, and one of my personal friends, we have discovered his designs are mostly ripped from other people. His weasel fursona is a half stolen design, along with pretty much all of his characters. Old friend of his, Scotty (  scottthemutt) , has had his character designs and ideas stolen straight out from under him. Scotty had the idea to make a character based off of the species named "Andrewsarchus". Joel then later came up with a character of the same extinct species. Joel has an odd obsession to make all of his characters a cyborg or glow. Stupid basic furry. Another case where Scotty made a deer fursona, Joel later made one and named it Slater. A deer furry with the body shape of a metal spoon. Joel then later pressured Scotty into making the characters brothers. (I'm sure Joel has an incest fetish going on. Nasty 17 year old...)

Let's wrap the stories up

All in the end, more of this will probably be evaluated and added every day. Bottom line is stay away from this person, he will only use you for art, friendship, rp, anything he can get out of you. He will pressure you into many things and is just a terrible person in general. Please do not art trade with this user unless you want a lifesaver asshole. Pretty much in all just don't let him get to your friends either, he just makes everyone's life harder with his bullshit and lying. Just wants free art of his characters. Don't give him any personal info, he's like a parasite, loves to suck everything out of you until you're dead.

Again, for the love of god please stay away from this child. From all means. Stay away from this person unless you like being hurt.

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