User:BrothermanBill/ponylightningchaser

(YO THIS IS A WIP I'LL FORMAT EVERYTHING WHEN I AM DONE)

PonyLightningChaser is an attention whore who gets off to TARTlets hugboxing him. If you do not hugbox him he'll make drama about people not giving a shit about what he does (No, I'm not kidding here he actually flat out told people to hugbox after he threatened to shoot himself http://ponylightningchaser.deviantart.com/journal/Physically-Fine-Mentally-Destroyed-406014617). Lightning sees his watchers as people who are fans of his art, when in reality, he sends notes to everyone he encounters telling them to watch him to stroke his e-dick.

Lightnings art is at best, shit. But this is the same for all deviants, so what makes him different from the rest you might ask? He owns an Intuos 5 Large, a professional tablet that costs around 500 dollars. Wacom's main selling point for their tablets are the pressure sensitivity, which he doesn't use at all.

Lightning enjoys d̶r̶a̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ Drawing over bases because drawing is 2 hard 4 his autistic brain to handle. Lightning also enjoys to upload memes(9gag) that he didn't make so he can be viewed by his friends as the wacky and hilarious type. Lightning also wants to get the attention of the 'older' crowd by doing pornographic base drawings of his OC and him dreaming about girls sucking his chode dick.

If your retinas have not been burned from his retched art, then would also notice that he is a LE GAMUR XD who likes to show the world that he has played skyrim before, since like that is the only game that shows you are a true gamer(lies), he also enjoys to draw pics of him fucking his internet girlfriends (pathetic). There will be lots of pics throughout this entire article to provide you even more lulz from this pathetic user.

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Lightnings Emo Behavior

"Well seeing how i fuck every thing up in my life because of my fucking temper or my other fucked up emotions ive decided to just end it all. Im sick and tired of hurting others and others hurting me. So im going to shoot my self. I love you all and i fucking Pray to god i loaded the shells wrong. "

One of Lightnings favorite hobbies is making depression/suicide journals about how he has a horrible life and how he wants to kill himself because his internet GF's dumped him. Out of all the 69 pages of journals, at least 60 pages of them involve him talking about depression, I'm not lying there actually is like 60 pages of this, all of them which people hugbox him or else he'll start crying more about how nobody cares about him(truth). Be careful though, call him out on his bullshit and he'll make mass report journals/posts on his DA for all his sheep to report. When the user gets banned he'll usually celebrate by masturbating to his internet girlfriends.

"None of you know ANY THING about how or who i really am! Im sick of every one always saying stuff to me like you know nothing of what hes/shes going through. BULL SHIT! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF WHAT IM GOING THROUGH. Walk a mile in my shoes. Watch 3 students get executed in front of you Be sitting next to your brother in a car crash that kills him Have a friend pull a weapon on you Run out of air 30 feet below the water. Fight for your life. Talk people out of killing themselfs and fail... Watch your best friend steal the girl you loved... And never tell her how you really feel.. Have tremendous pressure and an extremity weighty name. Live in constant pain... 24/7 Struggle with depression Have your GF not call you her BF.. . consider suicide... watch as the world you know is destroyed Watch your life slowly come to an end...

You know nothing of the pain and misery i have endured... Good Bye. "

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The Lies of The False Shepard

Lightning is someone who likes to lie and then blame it on someone else in order to not get in trouble, this results in the sheep following the Lies of The False Shepard and causing shitstorms at the innocent users because of the autistic works of Lightning.

Below is a skype chatlog with lightning and another user on Deviantart:

[10:58:46 PM] Lightning Chaser: and you wonder why people get mad at you [10:59:23 PM] DubHoofz: another hate war or come to talk sensibly? [11:00:12 PM] Lightning Chaser: That status... LOL. You wonder why. YOu never blame the right person for your problems [11:00:39 PM] DubHoofz: let me guess, dukes side [11:01:01 PM] Lightning Chaser: What? You messed that up too? [11:01:21 PM] DubHoofz: ? i havent done anything to you? i though all that was over [11:01:50 PM] Lightning Chaser: No. But What your status says. That makes me laugh. JS [11:02:41 PM] DubHoofz: well no, i was away for 6 hours, i come home and eveything goes to shit? [11:03:15 PM] Lightning Chaser: And you blame everyone else. When most likely it was not there fault. [11:04:21 PM] DubHoofz: wtf? you have nothing to do with this? so how the fuck do you know, dont dig yourself in other peoples buisiness [11:05:02 PM] Lightning Chaser: Dont swear at me. Man i know that you caused something big again. I just want to know what [11:05:44 PM] DubHoofz: no? why should i, you would only turn it against me [11:06:23 PM] Lightning Chaser: What ever. Your not worth my time anyways. I just thought i could help a friend. But nope. [11:07:00 PM] DubHoofz: yeah well from the way you were sounding, you wer going to, well sorry im not going to risk another hate war, jeez [11:07:39 PM] Lightning Chaser: No. You silly little boy. But i will waist no more time with you. [11:08:41 PM] DubHoofz: sure, fine by me :) [11:09:16 PM] Lightning Chaser: *yawn* Your annoying too. Always complaining about your life. Get over it. So yeah bye. [11:10:08 PM] DubHoofz: who said i was complaining? i was only stating the situation, lol, get it right [11:10:23 PM] Lightning Chaser: What ever you annoying twit [11:10:41 PM] DubHoofz: exacly :) [11:11:02 PM] Lightning Chaser: LOL go cry about your sad little life. [11:11:38 PM] DubHoofz: mm the thing is, im not crying? and im actually pretty happy, and i guess you like make people feel bad dont ya ;) [11:12:08 PM] Lightning Chaser: Nope. But you. You are worthless to me. So i see no need to keep you around. [11:13:20 PM] DubHoofz: well then sure, i dont care, i didnt do anything to you after what happened, so technicly, your fault not mine [11:13:46 PM] Lightning Chaser: Nope. Your just annoying. :3 [11:14:35 PM] DubHoofz: x3 and so are you dip shit [11:15:06 PM] Lightning Chaser: HAHA you little fuck tard. Go cry about how your GF dosent love you or how your family hates you XD [11:16:13 PM] DubHoofz: mm well the thing is, they do love me, and the same with my gf, sooo why dont yooooou go shut the fuck up with things you dont have a clue about XD you make yourself look fucking stupid that your so fucking blind to see it [11:18:11 PM] Lightning Chaser: LOL you little stuppid fuck XD they all HATE YOU. XD its so fucking funny XD [11:18:49 PM] DubHoofz: lol you dont have a clue on what your talking about XD [11:20:30 PM] Lightning Chaser: Oh also Lighning still fucked Diamond. A LOT [11:20:46 PM] DubHoofz: well i dont give 2 shits to be honest :P [11:20:58 PM] Lightning Chaser: LOL. YOur OC is shit too XD [11:21:29 PM] DubHoofz: lol [11:21:40 PM] Lightning Chaser: Also tell your whore GF i say hi

The irony in this is that lightning is mocking him saying that he has no gf and that he is lonely. The irony is so fucking strong.

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Internet Girlfriends

Lightning likes to act like an internet badass, when in reality he is a beta kid who looks like a spooky skeleton.