User:SomeJackoff12321

SomeJackoff12321 is, as his name implies, some random jackoff on the interwebs. He spends most of his time drawing big-titted animu girls, throwing rocks at children, and sleeping while sitting on the toilet.

Strangely, he has not been diagnosed with any sort of mental issue, despite occasionally exhibiting behavior reminiscent to a retarded person. But that's probably from the glue-sniffing.

Hobbies

SomeJackoff12321's hobbies include:

• Jerking off
• Watching porn
• Listening to Green Jellÿ
• Watching animu and screaming insults at the characters on screen
• Screaming insults at people irl
• Wandering around his neighborhood at night
• Thinking up shit to write on ED
• Sleeping
• Talking shit about Portland, Oregon

Personal Information

Location: Salem, Oregon
Height: 5'12"
Dick length: 17"
Religion: The only thing SomeJackoff12321 hates more than organized religion is Atheism.

Political Views

SomeJackoff12321 is an extremely cynical asshole irl, and therefore derives great amounts of pleasure from watching retards campaigning for political office while pretending to be better than their opponents.

Trivia

• SomeJackoff12321 once attempted No Fap November and failed on the first day
• SomeJackoff12321 has double-jointed thumbs, which he commonly uses to frighten small children.
• SomeJackoff12321 is a pretentious prick, because he won't stop referring to himself in third-person.