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/!\ WARNING /!\
This user is a satirist.
And this is a satire site dedicated to internet drama.

You may be subject to teasing and ridicule at your expense.
If you get offended, you can help by not crying about it and instead clicking here and following the instructions provided.


Remember, kids!

  • Vermin is not a troll, nor does he "troll" anyone. He razzes people in the mock spirit of this website.
  • Vermin is not anonymous. Everyone knows who he is, where he's from, and what he looks like.
  • If Vermin hurts your feelings, that wasn't his intention, but he doesn't feel bad about you being such a sensitive snowflake on a website like ED, and calling him a dick is not gonna make him change his ways.
  • Playfully engaging others and being mean to people is not against site policy, so complaining about him or reporting him for it will not result in him getting thrown out.
  • Feel free to take a shot at him. He enjoys a good comical/satirical/witty exchange, and he promises you he won't get mad if you insult him.
  • You don't have to respond to something said to you if you're not in the mood to have fun, but don't dish it if you don't want it in return.
  • You're being picked on by someone who chooses to openly divulge his unconventional personal and sexual interests. You have everything you need to relentlessly tease him back.
  • If you take Vermin seriously or believe he takes himself seriously, you're gonna have a bad time.
  • If you let some unwashed rat from the internet get to you, you need to reevaluate your life.



WELCOME TO VERMIN'S LAIR,
WHERE IT'S SO MUCH NICER TO BE MEAN