User:BRONCOWEN/NATO

<nowiki>The North Atlantic Treaty Organization or NATO is full of weak, capitalist, and liberal hippie countries in North America and Europe. These are countries that were butt-hurt by Stalin and the clearly superior Soviet Union after World War 2

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Internet HATRED stance

Being a grouping of powerfags on top of powerfags, NATO gets a hard on for the end of the world by nuclear suicide. Consisting of a parliament full of insane printing press smashing monarchists, NATO hates the intertits, but loves OhInternet. Corporate rights! Multinational Hegemony! NATO is all the worst memes rolled into one powerfagging conglomerate of powerfags full of aids, fail, and cancer.

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LIBYA

Powerfags in Nato decided to powerfag all over Libya so they could skull fuck dead babies while using oil as a cheap lube. The invasion of Libya consisted of accidental civilian massacres and also purposeful ones by uber-powerfag Cololnel Gaddaffi, original creator of the 9/11 conspiracy theory. Interesting enough, Those stupid fuckers couldn't even take down one Gaddaffi and his medieval stormtroopers after dropping over 9000 futuristic missiles, the kind that'll chase after you like wasp and wreck havoc in whatever hole you crawl into, all over Libya. GG.

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BACKGROUND

The Jewnited States of Americunts first started NATO at least 100 years ago. Many other stupid countries such as France, England, and Canada (the US's bitch), quickly joined because they were afraid of Rainbow Stalin and the commies. Many of the countries didn't realize that they were doing it wrong and the United States would basically make them moar states because the US is full of kikes that want nothing more than gold and power.

After the Jews in the US formed NATO, the vastly superior communist Soviets decided they needed to have a better party than the Americunts, so they had another party in Warsaw, Poland (no American Jews allowed) where they came out with a much cooler treaty, the Warsaw Pact.