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Elan School pioneered by Joe Ricci was an unauthorized dial tone operator based in a town called Poland in Androscoggin County, Maine dating back to the 70's which connected the limbic system to insults and unspent GBH convictions, thus rendering the suspect preoccupied.

The face of a decisive, entrepreneurial mind in the early days of telecommunication

	“	This "Elan School" ordeal looks like our best hope	„
	—1970's New England parents

	“	Children become property of the state	„
	—Saint-Simonians

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Allegations

Allegations of customer mistreatment plagued Élan for its duration, including concerns about the autonomy a customer would have in the situation in which they were placed when they would begin using the dial tone operator until the cessation of any further joke-censorship and claims that the content referred to by the rerouted telephones constituted a vulgarism or "video nasty". In 1975, Illinois state officials suspended 11 customers on the ground that they had been issued too many personalized character assassinations thus constituting a dangerous reuptake promoter which fell outside of Elan School's terms of agreement, and also for several times stealing the property of the state under the guise of the night. Joe Ricci was incensed by such randomly applicable legal procedure and a loss of business, claiming "I guess they'll spin any kind of fiction to smear former heroin addicts going into social care as disinterested or unconcerned with their customer base!", which later became a popular slogan to deploy in order to ridicule Ritchie's future debacles.

Boxing Ring

Ricci is a notary to many due to his illegal sportsbooking in the high sport of gloveless boxing. Telecommunication and petty character leverage were thought of as his coercion tactics to get the enemy of the state interested in unprofessional boxing matches under an illegal manager that they had no cause to trust.

Blameless Institutional Wetworks, Unspent Convictions for Gross Neglect, Horrifying Shit

On December 27th of 1982 one customer, Phil Williams, was murdered. It remains a cold case, but the Elan School boxing ring is not cold, its materials are buried under a landfill midden.

And what's more, none of these horrifying deadly events have audited the allowances given to residential behavior modification programs.

See also

• https://elan.school/ - A webcomic written by a previous Élan School resident.
• https://suzukisthoughts.blogspot.com/2019/06/suffer-little-children-elan-school-and.html - Article of unvarnished coverage.