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Islamic State: Team Khorasan
Nationality: Tajik  
Highscore Killed ~139, injured 182+
Top 50? 6th!!!
Style FPS, Co-Op
An Hero? No???


On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the London sandnigger attack 2017), four of Allah's finest commandos of the Islamic State decided to recreate No Russian IRL. As the Russian bear is

The Backstory

ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.

Remember, No Russian

 
A Kalashnikov used in the attack

They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.


Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: AK Rifle
 
  • With camo skin unlocked.
  • Secondary: Dull Knife
 
  • Isn't very useful for beheading.
  • Thrown: MoLOLtov Cocktails
 
  • Extra effective against structures.

Gameplay Footage

Spectator Mode


First-Person Mode

A video taken by the shooters themselves


Something's Burning


Propaganda

The Islamic State's news agency turns scenes from
the attack into an action movie trailer


Not Your Usual Shitskins

This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.

They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.


Welcome to the Gulag

After they were caught, the Ruskies cut one of the mudslimes' ears off and forced him to eat it.


Let The Finger-Pointing Commence!

"It Was ISIS"

 
The warriors on an the Islamic State's news article

"It Was THE WEST"

  • US embassy warning
  • US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
  • UKRAINE
  • They were going to UKRAINE

"It Was RUSSIA"

"It Was SAM HYDE"

"IT WAS DA JOOS"

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 139/20 (Over 180 injuries)
Accuracy: 10/20 Unsurprising.
Style: 12/20 Nothing we haven't seen before. At least they recorded it.
Butthurt: 20/20 The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it.
Bonus: 20/20 For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war.
Total Score: 201/100 (S)
Revived the Islamic terrorism genre for European audiences
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

         

 

National Guard


See Also

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