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Vermin/Music
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< Vermin
Music
- "Hail To Victor (Sieg Heil, VX)" - grunge rock (Instrumental used)
- "Hipcrime Lieks Mudkipz" - a capella performance art
- "Fuck Schnookums (a capella) - diss rap
- "Fuck Schnookums (part 2)" - diss rap (Instrumental used)
- "Out On Bail (remix)" - 2Pac ft Animal (Original song)
- "My Life (first verse, a capella)" - WIP. Original lyrics do not steal
- "Untitled grunge improv (rough quality)" - improvised lyrics (Instrumental by
Socci and Pency) - "The Futurama Rap (very rough, shitty demo)" - RIP Futurama ;-; expressive adoration like this likely played a big part in killing the show (Instrumental used)
BONUS TRACK:
- "Tent Inside the Moon" - featuring Gretchen, Uberfukken, Vermin, Cobaltcat, and starring special guest
Blackcats69. I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire exchange..
Hail To Victor
Sieg Heil VX Sieg Heil VX Here I stand So proudly Can't understand The hate in me Hear my song White man marches on See my face? Master Aryan race Don't like your kind Stay away from me And in my mind You were never freed Don't like no kike Don't care for your greed Just stay back You are my enemy Sieg Heil VX Sieg Heil VX (Thumbs up) Sieg Heil VX Sieg Heil VX Ah, yeah yeah The hate in me Ah, yeah yeah It feels lovely Ich bin ein Nazi (repeat) Töten alle Juden (repeat) Run, nigger nigger Run, nigger nigger Run, nigger nigger Run Ah, yeah yeah The hate in me Ah, yeah yeah It feels lovely
Hipcrime Lieks Mudkipz
Hey, Shawn So I heard That you like Mudkips Well, friend You're not alone Cus Mudkips Are the shit They're the muddiest, cuddliest Creatures you can own If you have a Mudkip You'll never be alone! This one's going out to Hipcrime My homo friend who's gay Now if you want a Mudkip Throw your fins up and say Mudkip, Mudkip, Mudkip, Mudkip Mudkip, Mudkip, Mudkip, Mud
Fuck Schnookums (a capella version)
Fuck you weasel, I'm here to outfox you Put the gloves on and box you I'll donate fifty bucks to ED if someone will step up and dox you You can't look in the mirror without seeing a hideous mess You're more of a wretch than Gretch Na, fuck you Gretchen, get back in the kitchen No one asked for a sandwich, so go an hero and quit bitchin' A 30-something sickly frail vegetarian And who knows what sort of disease you be carryin' You need protein, so prepare for indecent exposure Don't worry little Jewboy, my cock is kosher Get off the forums. Take a hint. Everybody hates you Not even a Hungarian otter man can relate to you Uberfukken buried you, and turned you into roadkill But here you are begging for attention and recognition still A well-known furfag who claims to enjoy the occasional yiff I feel sorry for all four of the ferrets that you live with And I bet they pay the rent Cus you sit at home all day, faggin' up the forums like a cancerous plague Just go away. Get the fuck out, man. Yiff in hell Your time will soon be up, but only time will tell And this is all so sad...haha Sickpuppy66 got this one in the bag Yeah. RIP to Schnookums The only tags you need is a fagtag and a toe tag
Fuck Schnookums (part 2)
Yeah bitch, time for part 2. You ready to get buried for good? Baby back bitch, outed as a snitch Quick to drop a dime on Lyle like it ain't nobody's business Weasel-faced faggot. Lick a ferret's dick Before I even started your sorry ass was already finished Found an otter and fell in love, givin' belly rubs, aimlessly hopin' Onideus left a scar on ED, and you keep tearin' it back open You're the WikiFur stray that won't go away Can't find acceptance anywhere... my, isn't that strange? Schnookums works for the feds, and I'm not talkin' FedEx Keep talkin' shit and he'll be quick to ship a party van express Interstellar Shipping & Trading, cus he's also a traitor His only friends in life are the animals he hoards in his trailer He's a freak of nature, his whole existence is a sin So go throw your keyboard against the wall and drink yourself to sleep again Your tears are lubricant for me to stay strong and carry on Schnookums the type of sad motherfucker that should have never been born
Out On Bail (2Pac remix)
[Verse 1: Animal] Out on bail With my homie Pac straight out of jail Now we livin' crazy Runnin' fast as hell Never goin' back to the pen again Because I miss my family and I miss my friends Sheeit Give a picture to my sister Tell her that I missed her A hug for my son from his daddy that he don't get to see I only pray, he don't grow, to be me Never goin' back there Now I'm on my own being the man That I know I can be Gonna get a job, get some money Get a nice car, get a honey (2Pac: ain't goin' back to court, you stank-ass bitches) Livin' fast, you see Never forget about my friends in the pen Now we hail That only leaves us Out on bail [Verse 2: 2Pac] To all the suckas on the block, talkin' shit while I was locked up Be prepared to get socked up 'Cus the game is deep And the fame is brief And you bullshit bitches ain't changin' me I came straight up out the gutter I was saved from hell And I'm a thug, I was raised in jail Now I'm out on bail [Chorus (repeat)] Out on bail Thug Life will never fail Thug Life niggaz Thug Life niggaz
My Life (first verse)
Some call me hard-headed Cus I always stick to my guns But living by the standards of others Just wouldn't be any fun You see the world is my playground Life never gets me down And when I'm alone I'm never lonely Cus I always got me around When you finally see the big picture It's like you've got an advantage Sit back and laugh at the fools Who can't understand or manage But I'm not here to educate Or to teach or to preach Wisdom's only gained through experience And you'll only find it if it's seeked
