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Nell

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From Glasgow, the sexual predator known as Nell wears a pink wig and listens to bad 90's rave music. It has been suggested that he is a LazyTown fan who is taking it too far, however those living in the UK are aware that he is simply scottish, and therefore his actions cease to be relatively unusual. He can currently be found at his dirty camwhore resting place here, playing with his breasts and ejaculating into ashtrays.

It puts the lotion on its skin.

He is generally not notable, however he made internet history on the 30th of December 2007, by pissing in a bucket for /b/.

Nobody asked him to.

Vital Statistics

NAME:               Nell
AGE:                37
GENDER:	            Male
HEIGHT:	            5'8" (173cm)
LOCATION:           Glasgow, United Kingdom
LANGUAGE:           English
MARITAL STATUS:     Single
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Megasexual
OCCUPATION:         Anus Plumber
SMOKE:              No
DRINK:              Bailey's
RECREATIONAL DRUGS: No
EYE COLOR:          Blue
MSN:                [email protected]

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He finally leaves his basement apartment and gets some sun
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