EpicMarioBros

EpicMarioBros or Aiden C., is a 3 year-old PlushFag that has a 5-dollar camera from WalGreens, bad acting, and shitty iMovie editing software. He makes gaming videos, vlogs, and plush videos. No, we're not kidding, and we are completely stumped on how this dick-licking motherfucker has almost 30,000 subscribers. I guess people have no taste in YouTube videos anymore. We wouldn't be surprised if this PlushFag sleeps and cuddles with his plushies every goddamn night, which by the way, his bed time is at 4:00 PM. EpicMarioBros is a copycat-pussy licking-dicksucker, as he copies SuperMarioLogan videos. He prays to SuperMarioLogan every fucking night, which is pathetic. This little fuck lives in the worst state in the United States, known as Indiana. He was born from an inbred relationship, which is a reason why he won't show his face, considering Inbred people are usually very ugly. EpicMarioBros is a ghetto gringo, as his skin color is a pale white color as most PlushFags are. see SuperMarioLogan. We are going to list some of the horrible characters in EMB's videos.

Junior: A annoying fucker who likes to beg Kamek for videogames all damn day.

Kamek: Some homosexual wizard that conjures shit out of thin air. Not to mention, he sucks Bowser's dick all day.

Mario A shithead who labels himself as a plumber but isn't. Mario loves to put pizza grease all over luigi's favorite thong.

Bowser A fatass who tells everyone what to do all day every day.

Nabbit A stupid ghetto-wannabe.