GTAForums

GTAForums.com is an internet forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series of video games. The forum is dominated by 13 year-old fanboys and pedophiles, and has a staff consisting of closeted homosexuals and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for pedo baiting and trolling, which makes for much lulz. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because Grand Theft Auto are serious business.

Fag Paradise

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For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving douchebag would see GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. Niggers aren't welcome.

OGA Gangs

Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.

Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.

The Precinct - Man children who have yet to move out of their parents basements. Can't have serious conversations to save their own skins because they're very very special.

The Connection - The pretentious and pseudo-intellectual snobs. Do nothing but sit in their ivory tower and gossip cause they literally have nothing better to do with their lives. Half of them are transvestites.

The Yardies - Wanna be druggie Jamacians but in reality White Europeans living in comfortable middle class suburbs.

South Side Hoodz - The forum creeps and anime obsessed virgins. Keep blow up dolls in their basements.

Feroci - Who?

Becoming a Mod

Getting violated anally never looked so good!

Becoming a moderator at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to suck your way right to the top.

1. Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like Robert De Niro or Al Pacino.
2. Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.
3. Get a ton of thumbs up points by shitting on GTA V.
4. Add mods to your respect list and suck their cocks at every opportunity.
5. ????
6. PROFIT!!!
7. Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.