Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Vladimir seen here responding to a reporter who asked; "Cock goes where?"

Vladimir Zhirinovsky is the Russian version of Trump, but has already made Russia great. He ran on the campaign slogan "Free vodka for men, better underwear for women." When news reporters and political rivals try to run their mouth off our hero is sure to put them in their place.

“   For the Lucha hype skip to 3:40   „

In reaction to the Iraq war Zhirinovsky informed the world that American forces in Iraq would be repelled and offered to have a division of Russian forces cum in the tympanic cavity of U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice known to some as Condi.

“   If you don't care for failed predictions, skip to 5:30 to hear his proposed Russian army gangbang.   „

At one point, a police man was pulled over by Zhirinovsky for excessive pacing, the fine was his hat and a promise to talk with his superior to strip him of his position in the law.

“   Imagine such a servile officer trying to make a patrol in detroit   „

Zhirinovsky got up from his seat and took to combat with another politician in the usual Russian Duma session, or Lucha Underground in an american cultural translation. Zhirinovsky and his tag team of bodyguards lost the Heavy weight championship belt to Andrej Savelev by submission.

“   The Duma belt was lost that day   „

At the height of Zhirinovsky's political power, he aired glorious political ads with him riding a one reluctant Donkey Troika to make Russia Great again. In this video the Donkey is named Putin to show Zhirinovsky has to whip Putin to get things done.

a straight attack ad always includes whipping your rival and riding them as your animal

Putin responded by calling him gay and a "fat joke", then Putin took a shirtless photo to show how gay the other guy is for probably looking.

Putin showed him who themfaggot is

When Zhironovsky responded with his own shirtless photo, the event was solidified as the most fabulous election. Putin responded by calling him gay and a "fat joke", then Putin took a shirtless photo to show how gay the other guy is for probably looking.

This is a country that outlaws homosexuality, basically if you call it straight the sky is the limit

“   Can Trump live up to this kind of glory?   „