User talk:Green Division

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Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page. ^reply 07:41, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Hi Rika

Your article is dongs. I am making it better now, so you can stop reverts. No, but really, it is dongs. - 12:02, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Hi Red Minus, mad much? Green Division 12:12, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Hi paranoia, dumb much? - 12:13, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

No need to get angry, you seem to be very defensive about something. Green Division 12:17, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

No need to have rustled jimmies and implications, there is no need to be frustrated. - 12:18, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Afraid Steph is going to find out about you and Caxx's little affair? Time to start dry humping a new Asian, Green Division 12:20, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Well, it's more humping then you'll ever get outside of the old Asian men who pay you, Rika. Sorry if my animation career is a success. - 12:26, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Also make a new video, it's been months since the last one. Green Division 12:30, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

So you can sit on it and pretend to be other autistic people? Thanks, but no thanks. JEWS warned me of your type. - 12:32, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

• Also, a word from my associate: "YOU TOUCH MY GIRL I'LL PUT YOU IN A BOX TRANNY FUCKER". Let that say something to you, from one shielder to another. Besides, I've already used your "dox" to report your local authorities on charges of stalking my wife after claiming you would daterape her. Good luck. - 12:52, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Whoa, calm down friend. You can live with something being on the internet. Not everybody has to agree with you. Green Division 17:44, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Hey hold it, wait, hold on. This Green Division, saying, and I quote "Whoa, calm down friend. You can live with something being on the internet. Not everybody has to agree with you." is the same Robert "Rika" "Natalie" Wayne Stiles that has cried "numerous times" over his ED article and has seen nightmares of it, that right? Zyklon 13:32, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Hi, who dis Robert Wayne Stiles? Green Division 13:36, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

"Never happened" in action. Zyklon 13:49, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Seriously, what are you talking about. I'm simply writing what I believe in on ED. You don't have to agree with it but you sure like coming back for more. Green Division 15:05, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

>you sure like coming back for more

My sides are experiencing certain amount of turbulence. Zyklon 17:37, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

YES, SERIOUSLY

YES, SERIOUSLY

YES, SERIOUSLY

YES, SERIOUSLY

YES, SERIOUSLY

YES, SERIOUSLY

YES, SERIOUSLY

^reply 15:22, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Fuel for ED

I know drama is fuel for Encyclopedia Dramatica but I think you two just need to sit in opposite corners and avoid each other ^reply 13:01, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

HAI RIKA

Seriously, this shit is unfunny. NekoArc 15:51, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

^ ••General Niggerson 00:38, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Such Drama

<video type="youtube" id="ngk3Urrpa8k&autoplay=1&loop=1" width=1 height=1 position="center" frame="false" />

Green Division is doing a great job at fueling ED with the drama generated from this article. If it creates lulz then who cares who authored it? Our job is to be objective. Especially editors! Treat this article like you would any other. ED doesn't play favorites. EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS FAIR GAME.

As for you, best learn everything there is to know about ED. Fast. Memorize everything in "Welcome, Green Division." Look at Good New Articles to see what ED expects. And review the links below.

I'm defending this on principle and I certainly don't give a damn about you. And I will {{13}}{{crapstub}}{{deathnotice}}{{emo}}{{internet}}{{potential}}{{shit}} this article in a heartbeat if appropriate.

• Shitty_attack_article
• Category:ED_Policy
• ED:RR
• Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Common_Misconceptions

My thoughts, ^reply 19:43, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Just reporting on drama and egos when I see them. Red Minus, or his fanboys came here out of their own free will. Green Division 20:47, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

Robert, go here so we can sort things out. Channel is #n0chan. - 21:43, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

BEWARE OF SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

^ Join them in IRC to sort things out? That's exactly what intentions are! You can totally trust them. Plus they will have the chat logs to prove it. As NekoArc/NKO pointed out your article is currently unfunny. Even I tagged it with {{emo}} before moving it to your userspace due to an edit war. If Enig hadn't done that it probably would have been rejected already. So you need to work on it. Maybe we should see some drastic improvement in the next 24-48 hours? ^reply 03:50, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

whaaat! 1400 views in 3 days? good job sir. or madame. or... hipcrime 20:39, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

QA

Is this any better? Retooled it a lot this morning and still thinking of adding some other stuff like a waterslide. Green Division 10:56, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

My #1 rule is never write to settle a score. You're obviously trying to get even. As a result your ability to be funny is severely impaired. I looked at RedMinus and he's probably a faggot but your article fails to convince anyone of this. Another policy I have is to avoid attack articles. I don't care about anyone's drama ED:CRAP ^reply 12:42, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

I only advise you watch all the videos on his channel. Its really easy to see how far this guy is reaching to create a meme. Count the times that you think that something in his animation is attempting to become a meme. It will surprise you. This is reinforced by him selling these moments on T-shirts. Green Division 14:11, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

No thank you. Looked at the beginning of a couple videos that's good enough. Already I feel the AIDS for going to war with other users to encourage them to be objective about your shit. When you feel this article is ready my advice is to contact an admin. ^reply 14:33, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Can you get these people to stop changing things on my profile. I didn't do anything to them so it's unwarranted. Green Division 17:42, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

In the strict meaning of the word you did "do something", like send me a couple of rape threats, but by no means this is personal as no one takes any of your threats seriously or considers you even remotely capable of carrying them out.

See, in EncyclopediaDramatica we have this policy of fun. If it's fun, it's a-ok. And your irrational hatred of LazyTown is fun. Ergo, it is allowed. So by all means, carry on with the sperging. Zyklon 17:45, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

I did what my job requires and nothing more. Don't expect any help from me. I can't stop these folks, you need to speak with an admin and report the harassment. -— Preceding unsigned comment added by Schnookums (talk • contribs) 18:01, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

I can save you alot of time by revealing you I can't recall a single incident of admins intervening with harassment. However, I advice you to complain about it because it will be most amusing for us to follow. Zyklon 17:58, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Even I can't save you from this. ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> 18:01, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

I don't even understand what's going on... is it about the internets or something? - Mr.Jonzz 18:06, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Your assumption is correct, it is about the internet. Robert Wayne Stiles has joined ED again to provide us with a hi-la-rious attackpage about some nobody meemayfag he hates because he wanted to fap to RedMinus's gf but she turned out to be azn. Or something. Nobody quite knows, Robert uses a lot of drugs and rarely makes sense. And we, we're just having a bit of fun, that is all. Zyklon 18:29, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Okey-dokey... this page needs moar cats btw...

- Mr.Jonzz 18:36, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

I seriously don't know who you people are. If you like Red Minus so much, why don't you stop caring so much like he does. Fuck it, I'm just going to live with pissing off a fanbase. Green Division 18:13, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

I like RedMinus as much as I like you, which is not at all. - Mr.Jonzz 18:23, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Surely you should by now (this being your fourth or fifth account) realize that you aren't Master of Disguise? Zyklon 18:15, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

I am only here to write original articles. Not butcher the pages of other ED users and randomly talk about things that are irrelevant. You really should do the same. Flood this page if you have to. It's not changing my views on anything. Green Division 18:18, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Butcher? What's wrong with some Master of Disguise? Zyklon 18:22, 2

April 2013 (EDT)

Call me a kiss-ass but Mr. Jonzz, I don't have an issue with you. This is my last response, to all the fans of Red Minus, calm down. I already have an article (you know where it is) so you can just add to that one. I am not using this account for "trolling" but for honestly expressing my opinions towards certain individuals who happen to have fanbases as equally obnoxious as they are.

Like I said, post whatever you like but keep in mind that will not stop me from writing. Mods, sorry for getting you involved if your jimmies have been rustled. Green Division 18:35, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Jimmies? I'm au naturel bby. - Mr.Jonzz 18:40, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

BY THE WAY

THOSE PICTURES YOU EMAILED ME LAST TIME ARE USELESS PIECES OF PAPER!!! GO TO SLEEP 17:41, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

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If you don't have an IRC client then you can use a web browser. The links above are to ED's official IRC. To confirm just check the IRC link at the top of this website. The best rooms to get advice are #ed or #doxbin. Generally #ed is spammy so I recommend #doxbin. See if dylan is available, he's very objective ^reply 22:36, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Dude you left IRC before anyone could respond could you wait a couple minutes first? ^reply 23:21, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

Hay rika don't leave so fast! You were so quick to come into there and hop out, but yet you never wanted to join the channels I invited you to. I'm so sad because you're so mean robby ;~; --NekoArc 23:23, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

catgirl

Good job with surviving the Apache Line and Red Minus! I award you with a catgirl!

You can place this badge on your userpage ^reply 22:42, 3 April 2013 (EDT)

thank you kind sir or ma'am, i will strive to improve what I write too. can't let these hannibal lector style fanboys get the best of me  — Preceding comment added by Green Division (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

The initial message shouldn't be indented. However responses should. Use : at the beginning of the line. View the wiki code to see what I am talking about ^reply 01:18, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

Your ban

(show/hide) 03:16, 8 April 2013 NKO (Talk | contribs | rape) unblocked #11794 ‎ (whatever)
(show/hide) 03:15, 8 April 2013 NKO (Talk | contribs | rape) unblocked Green Division (Talk | contribs) ‎ (whatever)

It was a troll move XD. U R so gullible. GO TO SLEEP 04:27, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

You narrowly missed a banhammer! Keep up your faggotry and I'll make sure it doesn't slip up again, pal.

I LOL'd Schnookums   04:43, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

	“	THEY BANNED ME I'M LITERALLY CRYING. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I'M FUCKING ANGRY. I'M SCREAMING. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT. IM FUCKING SCREAMING. LEAVE MY ARTICLE ALONE. \I WORKED FUCKING HARD ON IT	„
	—If he is that anally distaught over a 2 day ban, imagine how bad his room is going to smell after when he flings poo over a perminent ban.

--Monty Burns 07:09, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

I hope you're joking Schnookums   07:24, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Sadly, I'm not. He actually said that when he went onto 888chan's IRC. --Monty Burns 07:29, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

You don't know Robb, do you Schnookums? Zyklon 07:35, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

NKO can get rough, especially in the bedroom. However he is just a warn and fuzzy teddy bear once you get to know him. I expected Green Division nothing less than a complete faggot. But I think the faggot won on the grounds that Red Minus should have just ignored him. Now there is a rumor that Red Minus plans to create an animation just to get even with this faggot? Anyways, his animations (see above) have gay written all over them Schnookums   08:03, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Robb likes to drive himself into frenzy by imagining his perceived enemies are plotting against him. For a long time he's though we're trying to assassinate him and he's wandered the streets with a boxcutter looking for us. I really, really hope I was joking. Zyklon 08:25, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Apparently he was able shit out a half decent article. I just hope he doesn't become one of those idiots who creates and maintains a single article and nothing else. If not then maybe he will stick around and be useful. Being here might even encourage him to stop being a faggot and grow up. Maybe Schnookums   08:33, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Either way, he'll supply us with more drama so all's good. Zyklon 08:36, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Listen, there has been a troll that likes to impersonate me in IRC and these guys can't prove I was in there worth anything. People like Zyklon and Enig also like doing the samekind of butthurt vandalism I used to do when I was younger. The good news for the this Red Minus article is that the trolls claim they have teamed up with him and are convincing him to make a video for them in response to his article. I don't know what that's called but I'd say it's slighty angry. Green Division 08:43, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

When you were younger? Do you mean some months ago when you tried to vandalize Robert Wayne Stiles? And angry? I'm fairly sure it was people laughing at you for literally screaming and crying. But hey, whatever you say. Keep us up to date, kk?

By the way, how come your "impersonator" is the only one that has been told about the plan and you're the only ones actually believing it?

Zyklon 08:47, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

>Listen, there has been a troll that likes to impersonate me in IRC and these guys can't prove I was in there worth anything

Just couldn't resist and had to open your mouth didn't you? Congratulations the small victory you achieved has just been rendered null and void Schnookums   09:30, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

From what I can gather, sounds like you're digging yourself into a deeper and deeper hole. Poolboy

A true master troll. http://pastebin.com/M5aN5yBn RSDuke 00:49, 10 April 2013 (EDT)