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Yet Another Mass Shooting

It looks like there may have been yet another mass shooting to add to our ever growing list of articles about mass shootings. - Zew0 14:48, 2 December 2015 (EST)

Article page is up. Please help out if you would like. - Zew0 21:58, 2 December 2015 (EST)

revenge porn

as a reminder, revenge porn isn't allowed on encyclopedia dramatica. reply 09:54, 4 December 2015 (EST)

Unless it's hilarious? Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 16:54, 5 December 2015 (EST)
— GirlOnInternet 23:29, 8 December 2015 (EST)

you're jealous i won't fuck the undead reply 23:32, 8 December 2015 (EST)

Egyptsearch

The Egyptsearch article looks like the work of Mikemikev, or someone using his material. Note the garbage at the bottom about Atlantid, reusing Mikes Anthroscape link and a recent Nordisk thread. Could you just flush/delete this Egyptsearch article & the linked Brandon Pilcher? Elven 20:36, 8 December 2015 (EST)

I don't care who wrote it the articles are fine. Reverting your edits. Uberfukken 21:51, 8 December 2015 (EST)

CWCVille Library Jewtube account terminated

What do nao? - ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:57, 8 December 2015 (EST)

Wait for them to restore from backup and edit the article with the new youtube IDs. Uberfukken 21:58, 8 December 2015 (EST)
When they are reuploaded someone rip them and send to me on my talk page so I can upload them to the wiki and we can stream them from here instead of relying on jewtube. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:25, 6 January 2016 (EST)

Deleted "animal abuse" images

I've restored a few images that were falsely labeled as animal abuse and am wondering if I can restore some others:

Appearance vs. actuality:

General why?:

  • Why are we deleting those in the first place? since when is hosting pictures of animal abuse against the law? oddguy 09:07, 11 December 2015 (EST)
  • someone special on the wiki got butthurt seeing animal abuse, so we deleted it. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:40, 11 December 2015 (EST)
if you're adding animal abuse images just to shock someone then don't. the images should be relevant to the article: Zippocat. [1] reply 12:12, 11 December 2015 (EST)
  • Yeah, if it's not funny don't add it. No one needs more shit articles. oddguy 12:30, 11 December 2015 (EST)

Main Page Edit

I made an edit that lists all the portals on the main page instead of having a rotating featured portal. Yay or nay? Click here to see it. Uberfukken 04:56, 13 December 2015 (EST)

Personally, I'd say Yay. ••General Niggerson Page me. 05:20, 13 December 2015 (EST)
Sounds good to me. Eventually I'd like to see portals go altogether. reply 15:07, 13 December 2015 (EST)

BNA / GNA suggestion

One thing I would like to see is people actually moving BNA's to GNA's when they get good. It seems like once something is placed it stays there for the duration of its XNA listing time. For example: There is no reason something like Gen Zed should still be a BNA and I bet when it gets replaced it will just be removed and not moved over (Not to mention there should have been 100 newer BNA's replace Gen Zed by now). This is a small gripe but just something I have noticed. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:09, 13 December 2015 (EST)

Woman analyses our 'online community'.

here. It's surprisingly not that hostile. (talk) 20:31, 14 December 2015 (EST)


She's right though, ED and EDF both have the appearance of being complete chaos at first glance, but if you take the time to actually watch, they're pretty structured --Likeicare 21:06, 14 December 2015 (EST)

I agree. Just found it interesting that someone is actually making an attempt to dig deeper. (talk) 21:20, 14 December 2015 (EST)
Good article Uberfukken 21:23, 14 December 2015 (EST)

Han Solo dies in Star Wars: Force Awakens

Video http://8ch.net/pol/src/1450308839013.webm I thought everyone wanted to know. ED spoiled Harry Potter and it was a success. Let's do the same thing to Star Wars! --FreeRangeFrog 19:33, 16 December 2015 (EST)

Isn't it too late? General release is only a day or two away. --JuniusThaddeus 20:01, 16 December 2015 (EST)
It's not released publicly for two days and not everyone can see it on the first day. So if that image was moved up for the next position in line for pic of the now, then it would spoil the film pretty well. The Han Solo dies thing has been said before but there wasn't proof before. FreeRangeFrog 20:21, 16 December 2015 (EST)
The Europe general release (the 16th) already passed. Us spoiling the movie won't be any different from Europeans who watched the movie on Day 1 spoiling the movie for those who having seen it. In fact, those who have seen the movie on Day 1 are probably already hard at work spoiling the movie for others. The difference between this and the "Snape kills Howeveryouspellit" is that a) they spoiled a book (nerd rage for those who spend hours or days reading a book expecting to be rewarded for reaching the end) and b) they spoiled it well in advance. I don't think that you can look back on this ten years from now and say, "Yep, I was a genius troll." --JuniusThaddeus 20:01, 16 December 2015 (EST)
I saw a few people butthurt over the spoilers today. Uberfukken 20:40, 16 December 2015 (EST)
We'll still be hanging onto the coattails of the original spoilers and after the fact; nothing special. --JuniusThaddeus 21:01, 16 December 2015 (EST)
Just like Obi in the 4th. It's like poetry. It rhymes. (talk) 20:18, 16 December 2015 (EST)
Set as POTN for the 17th. Set as AOTN for the 18th and 19th. Uberfukken 20:29, 16 December 2015 (EST)

Wish he would take JJ Abrams with him. TO HELL. Where there is no Estrella or Viviane or Wolfgang Fucking Pucking. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 05:22, 19 December 2015 (EST)

Proposed Neurodiversity for AOTN Months ago, haven't heard back

Who's in charge here? I would like a YES or NO. Atdevel 08:07, 28 December 2015 (EST)

You sound butthurt over the fact that noone decided to feature your article. — GirlOnInternet 12:18, 28 December 2015 (EST)
That it was never featured should have been answer enough. Talk | Contribs 12:29, 28 December 2015 (EST)
Lol is that how you get attention? Looks like you're as autistic as the people you write about. Uberfukken 13:19, 28 December 2015 (EST)
The current version of that article is painfully unfunny, yet it is miles better than your original contribution of May 29th. (I am referring to the last revision of that date.) Back then the article was so into the trash it goes that I wouldn't even wish it upon Uncyclopedia. Right now it is nothing but listing names, for which there are better articles. The only thing your contributions offer is compelling evidence for you being more autistic than everyone listed on that page combined. Go kill yourself. CobaltCat 13:21, 28 December 2015 (EST)

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 —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 01:51, 30 December 2015 (EST)

Nice collection of Mexican narco dudes and their faggotry

http://www.sfgate.com/news/us-world/border-mexico/article/The-exotic-animals-of-Mexican-drug-cartels-6723797.php?cmpid=tgfeatures

All courtesy of Instagram. Remember, our fellow idiot Americans are footing the bill for this.

Paying to get an article about yourself deleted. Is it possible?

I have an article on here that I want gone, as it's libel and defamation. If I paid a fee, could I get both the article and all images/sub-pages related to it deleted? Who do I need to contact to get the ball moving? Thanks for the help. ED Victim 14:06, 30 December 2015 (EST)

no, paying a fee won't accomplish anything. we aren't interested in going to jail for extortion. you may create a forum account. after you do that send me a private message. your deletion request will be reviewed but i make no promises whatsoever. in fact your request will probably be denied but i'll hear you out. reply 14:26, 30 December 2015 (EST)
* Is this romeo? oddguy 14:41, 30 December 2015 (EST)
It might be scotty. (talk) 14:47, 30 December 2015 (EST)
We do not accept cash as currency to get articles deleted. The only way to get to something deleted is to acknowledge that ED trolled you, we are downright suckers for acknowledgment. If you upload a timestamped image of yourself holding a sign that says something akin to "I got trolled by ED, they are awesome <3", we do have to take your request serious. Else, we don't even know whether you are the person the article has targeted or just a fan. I know this might cause some inconvenience, but it is the only way to ensure that people don't just request deletion on a whim. CobaltCat 14:43, 30 December 2015 (EST)
  • I think we should take the money. oddguy 14:46, 30 December 2015 (EST)
Of course you do, you are a Jew. CobaltCat 14:49, 30 December 2015 (EST)

I checked and it isn't Romeo. reply 14:48, 30 December 2015 (EST)

Was it scotty? (talk) 14:51, 30 December 2015 (EST)

I have no plans to make a claim for extortion. I mean that. I just want the page gone for good because it has affected my life outside the internet. The libel on there has made me intensely paranoid, which I already have a history with. I quit my job and cut off a lot of my friends because of it. I can now feel fear in social situations. That article is like a sword strung above my head. If I can get it gone, I'd be able to slowly move on with my life. If the article was just satire, I could take it. However, that article is an unrestrained attack on my character rather than satire. It was written by a hater cyberstalker that was jealous of my knowledge. He wanted to defame me, even making up blatant lies in the process. He even added my dox and a line about readers should try and get me in jail. It's been over a year since it was published and has thousands of views. I think I've taken my fair share of beating because of it. Therefore, I'm finally deciding to pay the money to get it removed. Fuck it. It's time for me to close this chapter in life. As for the whole timestamped image, I did that already, even smiling in the photo to acknowledge I was trolled by ED, that you guys are awesome, and I can take a joke. The article was still not removed. That's what made me lose all hope. I've tried to move on and forget about the article, but I can't due to my paranoia (it's an mental illness condition). That article made my life much, much worse. I can't let this intense paranoia continue any longer, which is why I'm now offering payment to get the article removed. ED Victim 15:04, 30 December 2015 (EST)

Under no circumstances do we accept payment for content removal. Uberfukken 15:12, 30 December 2015 (EST)
So what other options do I have to get my article deleted? Will you reconsider the timestamped photo I provided? ED Victim 15:26, 30 December 2015 (EST)
Your best option is to ignore it and move on with your life. Besides, without knowing what article you dislike we can't even remove the dox from it. Talk | Contribs 15:40, 30 December 2015 (EST)
Excuse me, but this guy talks like a Wikipedia nerd. Be decisive or he'll hang around forever....Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:44, 30 December 2015 (EST)

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CobaltCat 12:50, 16 January 2016 (EST)

he had a discussion with the crats. we know. reply 13:05, 16 January 2016 (EST)

The death of Ian Murdock

This is really fucking bizarre and there are surely some deeply messed-up lulz going on here. His Twitter was deleted but not before numerous people took captures. Murdock is the "father of Debian Linux" or something.

Gosh, policewomen never rape ME.... Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:44, 30 December 2015 (EST)

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