Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

DrMusic2/The weregrinch in your closet

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
<DrMusic2

Author's Comments
This is a poem about my house monster OC Growler, it is partially inspired by the song She Wolf by Shakira as well as a quote of Jim Carrey's.

I'm in disguise.
SOS.
I'm in disguise.
And i'm coming out.

A sophisticated guy is all that you ask of me.
But it's no joke, at night I get rather grinchy.
As the moon comes up, my eyes start glowing.
I get all wild, green fur starts growing.

Yes i'm a weregrinch it's true, indeed I am.
I'm not like normal people, it's true that i am not.
Better beware or i might get you.
Because i'm always out on the prowl.

Yes I am that weregrinch in your closet.
Open up and set me free.
I am that weregrinch in your closet.
Let me out so i can breathe.
Please let me out.

I like to scare humans out of their wits.
My stealth and cunning catches them by surprise.
To me there is nothing more fun than scaring humans.
I'm always prowling around at night.

I transform at full moon.
Sometimes around the christmas season.
Even before or after it as well.
Because it's a grinch thing.

I lurk in the closet.
I'm sort of a closet monster.
I scare humans for fun.
I enjoy every minute of it.

You know I also like being the thing under children's beds.
I want children to run into their parent's rooms in the middle of the night.
Screaming..."Aaah! Mum! Dad! Jim Carrey's under my bed. Can I sleep with you?"
I like to frighten humans, because it's a lot of fun.

I'm in disguise.
SOS
I'm in disguise.
I'm a weregrinch in disguise.
And i'm coming out.

I'm that weregrinch in your closet.
Open up and set me free.
I'm that weregrinch in your closet.
Let me out so i can breathe.
Please let me out.

Prowling around at night.
Scaring humans silly.
That is my favourite thing to do.
I can be frightening.

You better beware if you see me.
Because if i bite you or scratch you.
You might find yourself becoming a weregrinch too.
I'm coming for you.

This holiday season, you better watch out.
Because i'm coming to steal Christmas and your heart.
I'm on the prowl again.
Better look out.

I'm that weregrinch in your closet.
Open up and set me free.
I'm that weregrinch in your closet.
Let me out so i can breathe.
Just let me out.

I lurk in the closet.
I'm prowling around.
Looking for humans to scare.
It's sort of my thing.

I'm a carnivore.
But if my grinch-like urges get the best of me.
You'll find me out eating out of a garbage can.
I can't control it really, it is a grinch thing.

I got this way after Jim Carrey bit me.
I'm a weregrinch that lurks in the closet.
I love to scare humans, it's ever so funny when they run away and scream.
Some say that it is not easy being green but i disagree, it is easy being green.

I'm the weregrinch in your closet.
Open up and set me free.
I'm the weregrinch in your closet.
Let me out so i can breathe.
Please let me out.

I'm in disguise.
Yes Oh Yes.
I'm a weregrinch in disguise.
And tonight i'm coming out.

Let me out, let me out.
Please let me out.
If you don't, i'll get you.
Let me out.

Yes oh yes i'm in disguise.
Yes i'm in disguise.
I'm a weregrinch in disguise.
And tonight i'm coming out.

I'm coming out.
Better beware.
I prowl, snarl and let out a grinchy growl.
Be afraid, be very afraid.

I'm not so prudent.
The moon's my teacher and i am her student.
Because i'm a weregrinch, as you can see.
So you better look out for me.

I'm that weregrinch in your closet.
Open up and set me free.
I'm that weregrinch in your closet.
Let me out so i can breathe.
So let me out right now.

You know that I don't bite
In fact i'm not so bad when you get to know me.
But tick me off and you'll be my next victim.
I'm a wild weregrinch don't you know.

I'm that weregrinch in your closet.
Open up and set me free.
I'm that weregrinch in your closet.
Let me out so i can breathe.

Please let me out right now.