Dollfie/KimP

KimP, or, rather, Kimpossibly is a notoriously bad dollfie customizer. If you were to ever meet Kimpossible, you would be immediately assaulted by the smell of stale Fritos. She would then approach you, and begin to boast of her AWESUM POW'A of art and dollfie customization, and possibly shove one of her many dolls, that have taken a trip through her sphincter, in your face. When you see it up close, you'll discover that she uses the hairiest, lumpiest paint in the world that makes the painted features look like something neon your cat horked onto the bed. KimP also enjoys participating in children's art shows, where she can't sell a thing, as the competition is too mighty for even her shoe shaped jewelry boxes. If you smell the Frito scent, RUN, because a middle age woman who goes by the handle of a preteen cartoon character can never be trusted.

Evolution of Fail

"Take your doll from beautiful Southern bell to hooker zombie bride in just 4 days!"

Somehow, KimP manages to get worse and worse as she practices, though she's convinced that everything she's ever shat gleams like gold. Anyone who points out that she is indeed the most untalented person to handle a doll is just jealous. Some notable moments of KimP include meeting some critics of her work happened on Den of Demons, where at one dark time she was an active member, mostly obsessing over hating StephG. It was there where she posted a link to her eBay auctions for her examples of abused 1/6 dolls, which in turn was posted by someone else in the eye poison section, due to their high vomit-inducing levels. This caused KimP to explode into a mushroom cloud of clutter and craft-grade tempera paints. She started stalking other DoD members, and making whiny posts in her blog and on DoD, creating a giant wankfest eventually ending in her remarks about how none of them get laid and are therefore losers. She has since sworn off Den of Demons, although it's suspected that she still lurks to see if she is mentioned, so she can BAAWWW more in one of her five blogs.

What's truly horrifying about this mysterious creature is that she pays to the upwards of $200 for the doll bodies and proceeds to FUCK THEM UP BEYOND RECOGNITION. She needs to become an hero immediately.