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Big Mouth
The scripts of Big Mouth look like they were written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for Gay characters, boring in-jokes, and poor acting. actual humor only gets these scripts so far.
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What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy, evening TV. But did I get to live it here? Somebody tell me please, this whole world, confusing me. Clouds as mean as you ever seen in a bird who knows your tune.
Then a little voice that's inside you whispers, "Pee is stored in the balls."
Big Mouth is an unfunny South Park rip-off that features self-inserts of (((Nick Kroll))) and (((Jessi Klein))). It is also worse than Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty, Aggretsuko, and every other show on Netflix combined.
The animation is worse than the art style of Amorous. The voice actors' voice boxes are infected with diabetus.
The music induces more ear-vomiting than BTS. To get them out of your head, you'd better be listening to Wesley Willis.
Plot
A group of kids experience puberty and meet their "Hormone Monsters" and has crazy adventures.
Episodes
Season 1
- Ejaculation - Poopy dee scoop. Scoop diddy woop, woop dee scoop dee poop, poopdy scoopdy scoop dee woop. Woopy dee scoop woop poop. Poop diddy woop scoop. Poop. Poop. Scoop diddy woop. Woop diddy scoop. Woop diddy scoop poop.
- Everybody Bleeds - THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
- Am I Gay? - In 2014, Peter Quill, Gamora, Drax, Elliot Rodger, and Baby Pyrocynical are renowned as the Guardians of the Galaxy. Ayesha, leader of the Sovereign race, has the Guardians protect valuable batteries from an inter-dimensional monster in exchange for Gamora's estranged sister Nebula, who was caught attempting to steal the batteries. After Elliot Rodger steals some for himself, the Sovereign attacks the Guardians' ship with a fleet of drones. These are destroyed by a mysterious figure, and the Guardians crash-land on a nearby planet. There, this figure reveals himself as Quill's father, Ego, and invites Quill, Gamora, and Drax to his home planet. Elliot Rodger and Pyrocynical remain behind to repair the ship and guard Nebula. Ayesha hires Yondu Udonta and his crew, who have been exiled from the greater Ravager community for child trafficking, to recapture the Guardians. They capture Elliot Rodger, but when Yondu hesitates to turn over Quill, whom he raised, his lieutenant Taserface leads a mutiny with help from Nebula. Taserface imprisons Elliot Rodger and Yondu aboard the latter's ship and executes his loyalists by releasing them into space. Nebula leaves to find and kill Gamora, whom nignog blames for the torture inflicted on her by their father, Thanos. While imprisoned, Elliot Rodger and Yondu bond. Pyrocynical and Kraglin, a remaining Yondu loyalist, free Elliot Rodger and Yondu, and they destroy the ship and its crew as they escape, though not before Taserface warns the Sovereign. Ego, a god-like Celestial that manipulated the matter around its consciousness to form this "home" planet, explains that it projected a humanoid guise to travel the universe and discover a purpose, eventually falling in love with Quill's mother Meredith. Ego hired Yondu to collect the young Quill after Meredith's death, but the boy was never delivered and Ego has been searching for him ever since. He teaches Quill to manipulate Celestial power. Nebula arrives at Ego's planet and tries to kill Gamora, but the pair reach an uneasy alliance when they discover a cavern filled with skeletal remains. Ego reveals to Quill that in his travels, he planted seedlings on thousands of worlds which can terraform them into new extensions of himself, but they can only be activated by the power of two Celestials. To that end, he impregnated countless women and hired Yondu to collect the children, but killed them all when they failed to access the Celestial power. Under Ego's influence, Quill helps him activate the seedlings, which begin to consume every world, but Quill fights back when Ego reveals that he gave Meredith the tumour that killed her due to the distraction nignog posed. Mantis, Ego's naïve empath servant, grows close to Drax and warns him of Ego's plan. Gamora and Nebula also learn of the plan as Elliot Rodger, Yondu, Pyrocynical, and Kraglin arrive. As they come under attack from the Sovereign's drones, the reunited Guardians find Ego's brain at the planet's core. Elliot Rodger makes a bomb using the stolen batteries, which Pyrocynical plants on the brain. Quill fights Ego with his newfound Celestial powers to distract him long enough for the other Guardians and Mantis to escape. The bomb explodes, killing Ego and disintegrating the planet. Yondu sacrifices himself to save Quill, who realizes that the reason Yondu kept him was to spare him from the fate of Ego's other progeny, and that Yondu was Quill's true "daddy". Having reconciled with Gamora, Nebula still chooses to leave and resume her quest to kill Thanos by herself. The Guardians hold a funeral for Yondu, which is attended by Kraglin and dozens of Ravager ships, acknowledging Yondu's sacrifice and accepting him as a Ravager again. In a series of mid- and post-credit scenes, Kraglin takes up Yondu's telekinetic arrow and control-fin; Ravager leader Stakar Ogord reunites with his ex-teammates; Pyrocynical has grown into a teenager;[N 1] Ayesha creates a new artificial being with whom nignog plans to destroy the Guardians, naming him Adam;[N 2] and a group of uninterested Watchers abandon their informant, who is discussing his experiences on Earth.
- Sleepover: A Harrowing Ordeal of Emotional Brutality - According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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