Kekistan

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Kekistan
The People's Republic of Kekistan
National Anthem	Shadilay
Capital	Kék, Hungary
Demonym	Kekistani
Currency	Kekkel (ƙ)
Chief export	Alt-right politics
Country code	KEK
Official site	kekistan.com

The Chronicles of Kekistan: The Frog, the Snek and the Water Filter

Kekistan, or The People's Republic of Kekistan, is a fictitious country that social outcasts decided to form while they were spending their lunch periods stuffed inside of their own lockers. When they finally got out of their lockers and back into the safe embrace of their parents basement they went to their favorite image board, to ARP (like larping but without being outside) themselves into this magical place, free from mean bullies and facts. So now useless shitposters have a place to dream about, where they (like now) are free to sit in their underpants all day, doing nothing but shitting out unfunny memes. The people behind this make-believe country are so delusional they think they defeated Jeb Bush and helped take down Hillary Clinton by supporting the fascist Donald Trump. They even named it The Great Meme War of 2016. They literally think their inane postings of Pepe influenced the election of the most powerful position in the world.

Kekistan

History

In AD 420, the Kekistani people were heavily persecuted by Shapur I of the Sassanid Empire, who crushed a Kekistani liberation movement, exterminating 7/11ths of the population in what is known to historians as the Kekistani Genocide. The Kekistani fled to Kekstantinople, where Justinian I gave them sanctuary and allowed them to practice their religion in peace. The Kekistanis became humble, yet prosperous, farmers, often producing a bountiful yield of memes out of barren soil. Other Kekistani people fled to Israel where they stayed for years till the Romans exiled the Kekistani people from Israel, these Kekistani people fled across Africa and the Middle East.

In The Late 1980s After The Great kek fraud The USSR Invaded the great Land Of Kekistan.They Seized our Memes and Introduced The Soviet Kekistani.This only lasted until the fantastic autistic Screeching of 1993.

In 2016, the prophet Alex Jones uncovered the plot to further oppress the Kekistani people by the global elites. He dubbed it the "Gay Bomb", tasked with turning the Kekistani citizens homosexual; as such, if the Kekistani are all homosexuals they can no longer reproduce, thus, ensuring the termination of the Kekistani people. Fortunately, Alex Jones has broken the conditioning and the Kekistani people were able to escape such ill-willed fate.

What kekfags actually believe

Where all Kekistanis belong

What really happened is that shortly after Trump cheated his way to the throne, 4chan rejects and reddit leftovers, started to put on their big boy pants and going into the big world to spread outdated memes, so they could pull a fast one on the normies, their mortal enemies. Imagine not caring about a green frog. What fags, amirite? Bet they even get laid and have a girlfriend. In January of Current Year+ 2 these obese shitposters went on to spread memes on Shia Labeouf's He Will Not Divide Us ridiculous art-project, and making a mockery out of methed-out washed-up actor was somehow a big enough accomplishment for them to start their own country. They have spent so much time inside that they conjured up insane coincidences that are more than likely to happen.
They think it is a sign of so-called meme magick that Alex Jones has been outraged about drugs turning frogs gay. It has nothing to do with Alex Jones being a complete crackpot. And the drug having an effect on a lot of species:

	“	We found little evidence that atrazine consistently caused direct mortality of fish or amphibians, but we found evidence that it can have indirect and sublethal effects. The relationship between atrazine concentration and timing of amphibian metamorphosis was regularly nonmonotonic, indicating that atrazine can both accelerate and delay metamorphosis. Atrazine reduced size at or near metamorphosis in 15 of 17 studies and 14 of 14 species. Atrazine elevated amphibian and fish activity in 12 of 13 studies, reduced antipredator behaviors in 6 of 7 studies, and reduced olfactory abilities for fish but not for amphibians. Atrazine was associated with a reduction in 33 of 43 immune function end points and with an increase in 13 of 16 infection end points. Atrazine altered at least one aspect of gonadal morphology in 7 of 10 studies and consistently affected gonadal function, altering spermatogenesis in 2 of 2 studies and sex hormone concentrations in 6 of 7 studies. Atrazine did not affect vitellogenin in 5 studies and increased aromatase in only 1 of 6 studies. Effects of atrazine on fish and amphibian reproductive success, sex ratios, gene frequencies, populations, and communities remain uncertain.	„
	— A Qualitative Meta-Analysis Reveals Consistent Effects of Atrazine on Freshwater Fish and Amphibians

	“	While morphologic changes found in studies of atrazine-exposed vertebrates are of concern, functional impairments are likely of greatest importance. In fact, male salmon (Salmo salar) exposed to atrazine showed decreased androgen levels, decreased mating behavior, and decreased milt production. Nearly identical reproductive impairments were observed in amphibians (decreased androgens, decreased mating behavior and decreased fertility). Similarly, atrazine induced poor reproductive performance in rodents and resulted in as much as a 50% decrease in epididymal sperm number and decreased sperm motility. Low fertility, low sperm count, and poor semen quality were also associated with atrazine exposure (as measured by atrazine metabolites in the urine) in humans living in agricultural areas where atrazine was widely used. Furthermore, atrazine is also associated with follicular atresia in females of two species of fish, limiting the reproductive potential of females as well.	„
	— Demasculinization and feminization of male gonads by atrazine: Consistent effects across vertebrate classes

So it is not just frogs, you idiotic shits.

They continue to draw wild coincidences from thin air, because an Italian band had the name of P.E.P.E. What are the odds? Thank fuck no other bands are named pepe, like for instance Pepe Deluxé or the leadsinger of Hatesphere called Peter 'Pepe' Lyse Hansen.
The band called P.E.P.E. would probably be enough to make their small dicks hard, but the Italian band made one song, called Shandilay, that happened to be released by Magic Sound, who had a frog as a logo. Too bad they used this frog on other bands as well, making it less of a coincidence and more of an inevitability.

With all this evidence of PEPE the frog being a god-send, the Kekistan retards decided to make the Italian song their national theme, because they can't write a song on their own, as that would require talent.

Religion

Kekistan has a long history dating back to the founding of civilization in the Middle East as the first person to make an ironic joke in an ancient Mesopotamian city was the first of the Kekistani, he left with his frogs to found the great nation of Kekistan. Kekistanis have long revered the frog as they believe Pepe the frog is a prophet of their deity Kek. Kek is the deification of the concept of primordial darkness in the Ancient Egyptian Ogdoad cosmogony.

The Free Kekistan Movement

The Free Kekistan movement is an international effort by the scattered Kekistani people to have their historic and contemporary struggles recognized by the world at large, especially by the UN and by the Kekistani Genocide denying Cenk Uygur.

#FreeKekistan

External links

• The official website for the Republic of Kekistan
•  The official Kekistan Twitter account
• National Anthem of Kekistan
• pepethefrogfaith
• Kekistan (KYM)
• Wikipedia article before censorship

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