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Kristi Lovett

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Kristi Lovett is a literal nobody, a porn actress/camwhore with a shitty youtube opinion account, a gaming channel and an extensive list of nude shots and porn videos. Her only redeeming quality is the impressive amount of plastic she managed to squeeze into her breasts which look like they're about to explode at any moment. As you have already noticed, her only lasting value is the fact that, instead of becoming a organ donor after her inevitable death strangled by a pervert, her unnatural amount of plastic in her body bestows her the ability to be recycled into blowup dolls with her same proportions.

Youtube Channel

Her Youtube channel is a typical camwhore/softcore porn channel. In most, if not all thumbnails of her videos, her breasts pop out over the borders, as most of the pictures contain ~50% cleavage and are aimed at a 45 degree angle to emphasize her unnatural lumps she calls breasts. The content she produces is 50% parroting already stated opinions, and the rest is yoga videos or her trying to fit in undersized clothes. The core audience is horny 14yos who enjoy watching watching women with breasts bigger than their heads. As you noticed, the videos of her showcasing her fake bossoms have 5 to 20 times as many views as her regular videos, as nobody cares what she has to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLVuXd1nSv0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Tzi7PL7pk

Gaming Channel

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Porn Career