User talk:Lifetiki
Welcome, Lifetiki
This is serious. READ IT.
Before spunking-off all over the site look over ED:101...
If you don't your shit will be flushed and you open yourself up to being anally-violated by SheepBot's massive metallic penis.
We understand that a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's the fucking basics:
- Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable.
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Mr Jonzz 
09:36, 10 May 2012 (EDT)
A response to Mr. Jonzz
Mr. Jonzz, thank you for your welcoming words to ED. I'm hoping that I will be able to contribute to ED in way that will help the lulz. I've been a reader of ED for a long while and hope my expertise as a chemistry major will be of use to help the admins who help run this place be able to improve your communities by teaching enthusiastic youngsters how to make cool crystals that can't not possibly harm them.
Lifetiki 09:30, 14 May 2012 (EDT)
- Whatever, just try not to be too much of a faggot and we'll all get along fine. - Mr Jonzz
09:42, 14 May 2012 (EDT)