User:Oblique/open letter

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Dear Faggot

I'm not here to tell you your edits are shit (they are by the way, just putting it out there). Anyway, what I am here to say is that you, seriously need to quit the Internet, crawl into a little ball, cry yourself to sleep and finally die. Seriously, humanity is better off without you. You are a useless cum stain.

Most likely you are one of the following:

  • A spammer
  • A vandal
  • A faggot
  • A failtroll
  • A 13 years old boy
  • A furry
  • JohnnyLurg

Well really you ask, whats the point of this open letter. Well I would first like to make this tiny suggestion. Stop, click here, quit the internet and swear to fucking god you will never show your ugly face on the internet again, k <3. Further more, you are not just an embarrassment to the internet, you truly embarress the rest of humanity. We will be better off if you die, plz consider it.

Once you have died you useless cuntlicker, finally, maybe, humanity can get off your pointless existence and start celebrating again. After all you are what caused the endless point of despair. I think if you cut your veins and die, maybe we can have something to be happy about.

Thankyou and farewell

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