Lissachoa
Lissachoa is a borderline-retarded DeviantART from the land of Utah, a teenmommy, an attention whore, and such a massive egoist it's not even funny. She is also a wonderful artist who spends her e-days gloating about how amazing she is and her IRL-days being barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, as those are what her Mormon beliefs dictate. She also is extremely butthurt at the original creator of this article for merely pointing out the obvious.
Fandoms
Melissa spends much of her time on the internet, as her IRL life is too depressing to handle due to a shit husband who doesn't love her and an OOPSIE!Pregnancy when she was 19 - she, of course, lets her huge idiotic fanbase know how hard her life is through her journal entries. As a result, the tubes are filled with her shitty overly romantic fanarts that completely rapes her Fandom of the Day. Her main squeeze, however, has always been James Sunderland from the videogame Silent Hill 2. James has and forever will be her "One True Love", despite the fact that the character murdered his wife.
Artwork
Melissa is an absolute master at:
1) not improving her own personal style at all the entire time she's been on DA;
2) copying/ripping off other artists' styles, regardless of their skill or lack thereof. This is mainly done to boost her own pageviews, as she typically chooses styles from either cartoons that were popular back in the 90's or well known internet people;
3) Mary-Sueing herself into her favorite fandoms;
4) draw said Mary-Sue getting ready to be boned by every halfway attractive fictional male character under the sun, because even the mere thought of letting her ugly-ass husband stick it in causes her to dry heave.
Emo Bullshit
She also puts out very deep, expressive works from time to time depending on her overall mood and how many pageviews she's gotten in the past week, but god forbid you even so much as hint that she's emo and/or that she should get some sort of professional help in order to help her pull herself out of her garbage hick lifestyle, because she will have a public shitfit in ten thousand journals and deviations in which she uploads and deletes incriminating shit over and over again in her attempt to MAKE YOU FEEL BAD FOR TRYING TO HELP HER, YOU OPPRESSOR.
YOU OPPRESSOR.
Fanfiction
As if drawing increasingly less creative shit art wasn't enough, Lissachoa has now invaded the realm of writing. She posts her bouts of creative prose on the most famous site of well-written fanfiction ever Fanfiction.net, seeming to have made it her life's misson to inform the world of how wonderful child molesters are. She also frequently uses Japanglish in her writing. This officially makes Lissachoa a weeaboo. =^_^= How kawaii. Her intelligent fanbase seems to have followed her to this corner of the interwebs and continues to inflate her overabundant ego to even more massive proportions. It's getting bigger than Branca's!
Finally one of her fans told Lissachoa how shitty that story was (others were too busy fapping I guess). ONLY THEN Lissa realized it. Which means that if we want her to believe she's a fucktard, we got to be her fans.
And now Lissa is trying her best to... learn Japanese. As we all know, hentai comes from Japan. And Japanese certainly have some mind to make sites about MurdocxNoodle slash.
Quotes
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Galleries
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James fucking that greasy deigo chick Angela. -
Gemma called, she wants her lack of noses back. -
BAWWWWW -
Double BAWWWWW
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Er... Isn't Noodle supposed to be, like, fourteen? -
RAEP -
MOAR RAEP -
Lissachoa only wishes somebody like Harry Mason would fuck her. -
-oh it's just almostraep. -
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Lissachoa knows everything about love -
Oh dear god. Lissa, spare the child. A preview image for her MurdocxNoodle rapefic. -
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The kid looks freaking 8 here. -
She's absolutely not emo guys, come on. -
Lissa apparently ignores Branca's "Murdoc is gay" lessons. Maybe because she knows Branca would love being lusted by him. -
Dressed up as the hooker who got killed over 9000 times. -
Disgusting. (Also, please note the seemingly erroneous buttcheek.) -
See image description for supreme lulz! -
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BECOMING AN HERO FOR PAGEVIEWS. -
Some real quality art right there. -
Melissa's such a dumbass that she cuts her knees instead of her wrists. -
MMM BLOODY SNOT. -
Even her lame Invader Zim-ripoff character can't escape the angst. -
High quality art wut? -
SHITTY PHOTOSHOOP FILTERS GO. -
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SHE GOT IT RIGHT THIS TIME -
Fanart for some Anthro fangirl where she inserts herself, like always. -
O Lissa, is there anything you won't do for page views?
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Note the filthy floor she's posing on. -
Melissa shows off her disgusting pregnancy-scarred gut. She probably thinks it's sexy. -
The title of this photo is "First Time for a Child." Uh... -
Jake's got quite the looks.
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It is theorized that Melissa's husband is some kind of burn victim, because something is severely wrong with his face. -
HOW DOES AVRIL LAVIGNE WANNABE USED CAMERA TIMER? -
Gothmommy is goth. -
Weirdest fucking fanart ever. -
BRING ME TO LIIIIIIIFE
Other Links
Her dA page.- Her other dA page.
- Used to be Gorillaz-porn dA page. Now it's full of fluffy shit and retarded asslickers.
- Her dA page where she pretends to be an alien. Also she favs her own art
- Yet another dA page.
- Her dA fanclub that she created herself.
- Her forum dedicated to her that she also created herself. They're currently looking for a co-mod. Oh, exploitable!
- Her personal geoshities website. Head to just plain old http://www.geocities.com/lissachoa/ for more shit art!
- Her JewTube account. Nothing but crappy MurdocxNoodle videos.
- LiveJournal, of course.
- Fanfiction.net where she posts her bad Gorillaz-porn.
- Her biggest fan. Also a copycat.
See Also
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