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Emily in Paris

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A world where creativity is dying, comes shows no one asked for. Such as Emily in Paris created by clickbait name channel MTV that was moved to Netflix for it's language that isn't mature in the slightest, meaning that people are too early offended nowadays. The show is a complete ripoff of Sex in the City, showing to creativity whatsoever. The characters are completely 1 Dimensional and do asshole things that's okay on TV. The show was rightfully panned by pretty much everyone, and the French have called the show out, because none of the writers no anything about Paris.

The Plot

Uhhhhhh so some whore who is complete retarded decided life is too retarded into Philadelphia as she can't get enough jew-gold, which makes her say "fuck it, I'm moving to Paris" as fuck all her friends she made as she gives no fucks about them so there now lonely little fucks.

When arriving at Paris she gets a job at this office run by greedy jews, who make molah of some poor fuck who want a better job. The boss knows Emily is a bitch and gives her a shitty a job. She meets some Azn who supah nice and friend, who moved from Asia meaning she's jv5t L!k3 h3r OMG!

She spends her life taking pictures of people without permission, but then she meets supah h0t fuk boi and starts fucking him. Then meets a slut that goes nude in public. Then she meets up with that girl again and they become friends. Later HOLY SHIT PLOT TWIST, the fuk boi is the sluts boyfriends, nah fuck that let have hit him up even more mothafucka. To hide the fact she's a hoe, she be's even hoe to start pretend to love a shitload of people. WOAHHHH! SLUT CHEATS TOO, who cares I'm still her friend and don't tell the fuk boi that she's cheating on her, which could of been a good way to steal the fuk boi all to myself. OH NO SLUT MIGHT OF FIND OU!!! OH IT'S JUST TO VIST HER HOUSE. She sees sluts brother and starts fucking him. OH FUCK HE'S A MINOR, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THAT YOUNG, HE LOOKED LIKED HANDSOME FRENCH DUDE!. She get's into a bad relationship with fun boi because there to horny to not fuck each other.

The boss is fed up with her bullshit, and fires her. Oh wait, she's hired again. HOLY MOTHERFUCKING GOD Jesus Christ FUK BOI IS LEAVING, she spends time with fuk boi and her and fuk boi have sex. WAIT HE'S STAYING, and now everything peaceful, DA END.

Reception

This show was panned by literally everyone on earth for lack of plot, 1 dimension characters, people being assholes. Everyone agreed that this is one of stupidest things mankind has every created, quickly became mocked to death by most of the internet. More people watched the show because everyone was talking about how bad it was than actually being intrigued to watch it.

French blast the show

The French got really pissed at the show as it was clearly written by someone who never went to Paris, meaning the no nothing about the show's topic. This leads to an inaccurate depiction of France. No one in this show is actually French, as they were too lazy to hire people that were. They told them to do their French impressions that are shit. The people didn't actually dress like French people. French got pussy over how this show makes France look like a place were you can have hot sex and nothing else. The French got really pissed on how the show depicts them.

This led to articles on the French's views of the show, that's right journalism has gotten so lazy that there making articles on other people journalism.

Golden Globe

Yep, a show with no effort put into it, gets nominated for an award. Outrage from French people burst into flames all over Twatter. The show didn't win, so the world isn't completely retarded.

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