32" Waist Chan

32" Waist-chan, also known as Fivehead or Forehead Bitch (real name Cookies), is a new up-and-coming lolcow as courtesy via 4chan imageboards: /cgl/.

Introduction to 32" Waist-chan

32" Waist-chan hails from Never-land. Since almost everything that has has said and written has been misconstrued, She has attracted unnecessary attention. Desptie what the endless bitchfest that is /cgl/ wants you to think, there is no solid proof that any of their claims are true. While /cgl/ may consider themselves masters at stalking, the only thing they are truly as "master" of is wasting their own time.

Despite claiming to not even having entered her 20's yet (lies, she is 23), she further claims that anything pertaining to her is of no importance. It is regrettable that 32" chan has never done anything notable. This was all proven by her when she submitted copy & pasted excerpts from Wikipedia as great displays of her intellect. Why this girl is not a member of MENSA yet I will never understand.

She wants all of you losers to know about how she is fluent in over 9000 languages, some of which includes English, Japanese, German, Albanian, Spanish and French. So far she has ignored all users attempts to converse with her in her apparent native tongue, being only able to successfully demonstrate a basic grasp of one language; poor English.

Originally recognized to have been creeping around the various Pixyteri threads that infect 4chan's cosplay & lolita board, /cgl, she first gained notable interest when attempting to join in on the (literal) witch hunt, declaring herself to be 100% hotter then Pixyteri, and with a sexy, slimline 32" waist to boot. It was when she proceeding to post this image of her hot and sexy self that /cgl/ roared in collective LOL.