Koryoko
Target Summary:
Koryoko Sanziro
AIM: verisfatali
Ventrilo Handle: what
Penis Length: 2 cm
Teaneck, New Jersey
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The cocksucker pedophile residing in teaneck, NJ
Koryoko Sanziro is an emo asian pedophile who used to frequent YTMND and MySpace. He wastes his time playing World of Warcraft and roleplaying Inuyasha. Ultimately, his time on the internets has proved him to be a crybaby and a cocksucker when he doesn't have any pseudo power... and when he finally has power in his hands (most likely after a cock in his ass), he will abuse it to no end until someone takes it away. After that, he will bitch incessantly for a period of time until he gets situated back into sucking dick to get to the top. Last but not least, Koryoko has a large asshole...not only for taking dick but because of the constant astrological large boulder craps that clog the toilet.
The Formulaic Loop Of Koryoko's Faggotry
- Koryoko drives out to Brooklyn to suck Fyrestorm's dick... then falls asleep after one toke of pot and gets covered in Gillette Fusion Gel.
Gillette Fusion Gel is what Koryoko calls Fyrestorm's cum.
- Koryoko gets mod on the YTMND Ventrilo.
- Koryoko waits until Fyrestorm falls asleep or goes with the hookah bar with him to start giving everyone else shit.
- Someone has the testicles not to take Koryoko's shit and bans him.
- Another admin pretending to be unbiased unbans him.
- Koryoko bans anyone who's fighting back.
- Someone usually has the quick reflexes to ban him again and undo everything.
- Fyrestorm gets mad and purges the list of administrators and slowly re-adds everyone.
- Go back to step one and continue.
Lol, pedophilia
Koryoko tried to hang onto a 15 year old girl in a long distance relationship but ultimately failed because it eventually became known that he did nothing but feed the AZN stereotype: sitting in front of the computer constantly playing World of Warcraft, working under a high paying job, and having a small penis.
Losing Mod = Hissy Fit
Because of an event that happened where people got sick of the YTMND Ventrilo and went to another called vent-chan, Koryoko went, too. Somehow he sucked dick to get admin on there as well. When he lost moderator on YTMND Ventrilo, he left it cold turkey to spent his time on vent-chan instead. He did the same shit he always did on vent-chan and eventually lost moderator but this time had a hissy fit in which people lolled at him for. Beaten and defeated, he crawled his poor carcass back to the YTMND Ventrilo where he sits in the AFK channel crying to himself.
Koryoko usually doesn't care
Koryoko doesn't care if:
- You steal his website domain name.
- You call his phone.
- You give him shit for being a cocksucking asshole.
- He loses all of his battles.
- You flick his balls
Koryoko's Website
Because he forgot to renew his domain, it got grabbed and is now used to be the watchdog of Koryoko in case he does any more cock sucking to try to get to the top. Also, when he's prospecting for an actual job instead of succumbing to prostitution, this'll be funny for his possible employers to see one day.
- Koryoko.com, main website
- KoryokoSanziro.com, basically a mirror.
- Koryoko's First MySpace - koryoko
- Koryoko's Other MySpace - verisfatali
The Ever Infamous Gillette Slumber Party
Things That Will Get To Koryoko
- Logging onto the YTMND Ventrilo and giving him shit for losing his administrative status.
- Telling him "at least I can hang onto my 15 year old"
- Giving him shit on AIM - verisfatali
Personal Note From Koryoko
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS