Gloria Tesch

I hate hoes I hate hoes I hate hoes Oh

[Chorus:] All these hoes is the motherfucking same, Play you to the left like a motherfucking lame, Call you out you motherfucking name, Fuck you all lames I got game! I hate hoes, hoes hate me [x4]

[D Roc:] Forreal bitch, don't take the shit wrong Thinking I'm nice I'll break you jawbone Get the fuck on Leave me alone Bitch you better go on See, you all hoes ain't optimistic Cockblockin bitches you unproper bitches What's the problem bitches? you say your nigga hurt your feelins Well, hoes done hurt mine Not once, not twice, But bitch all the time So I'm a dog to a broad Have 'em all crying, I done cried before, That don't make me a hoe That just show me where my feelins ain't supposed to go See, I got the magic stick you dumb bitch Other nigga you fuck with, be on some punk shit And I'm gonna show you all I don't need no help, Just as soon as I loosen my belt BITCH!

The Author Herself

I've got hoes (I've got hoes) In different area codes (area) area codes (codes) Hoes (hoes...hoes) in different area codes (area) area codes (codes)

[Ludacris] Now you thought I was just 7-7-0, and 4-0-4? I'm worldwide,GET act like ya'll know It's the abominable-hoe man Glob-trot international postman Neighbor-dick dope man 7-1-8's, 2-0-2's I send small cities and states IOU's, 9-0-1, matter fact 3-0-5, I'll jump off the G4, we can meet outside So control your hormones and keep your drawers on 'Till I close the door and I'm jumpin your bones, 3-1-2's, 3-1-3's (oh), 2-1-5's, 8-0 tree's (oh) Read your horoscope and eat some horderves Ten on pump one, these hoes is self serve, 7-5-7, 4-1-0's, my cell phone just overloads

The Maradonia Saga

Hoeeeeee (Hoe) You's a Hoeee (Hoe) You's a Hoe, I said that you's a Hoe (Hoe) You's a Hoe (Hoe) You's a Hoe (Hoe) You's a Hoe, I said that you's a Hoe (Hoe)

You doing Hoe activity With Hoe tendencies Hoes are your friends, Hoes are your enemies With hoe energy to do what you do Blew what cha blew, screw what cha screw Ya'll professional like DJ Clue You pulling on my coat tail Now why you think you take a Hoe to a Hoe-tel Hoe -tell everybody, even the mayor Reach up in the sky for the Hoe-zone layer C'mon playa wants to Hoe our ways Them Hoes neva close, they open like hallways So here's the Hoe take for your Hoe Hoe crew And everybody wants some, cuz Hoes gotta eat too

Drama

Mustard on the beat! I'm different, yeah I'm different (X3) Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing (X4) Middle finger up to my competition I'm different, yeah I'm different (X3) Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing

[Verse 1] Pull up to the scene, but my roof gone When I leave the scene, bet your boo gone And I beat the pussy like a new song 2 Chainz but I got me a few on Everything hot, skip lukewarm Tell shawty to bust it open, Uncle Luke on Got the present for the present and a gift wrapping I don't feel good, but my trigger happy But the stripper happy, but they wish they had me And I wish a nigga would, like a kitchen cabinet And me and you are cut from a different fabric I fucked her so good it's a bad habit Bitch sit down, you got a bad atti' Gave her the wrong number and a bad addy You ain't going nowhere like a bad navi Ass so big, I told her to look back at it Look back it, look back it Then put a fat rabbit on the Craftmatic I am so high...attic I am so high like an...addict

Beep Beep ima Jeep

Rawr rawr ima dinosaur

Hula hoops are cool man

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8675 Laynan St
Lutz, Texas 34544
931-261-8781

Links

• Her website
• Her Facebook
• A good sporking on her book
• Another good sporking
• On MySpazz
• Her YouTube
• Her other YT account (Or possible White Knight)
• On TV Tropes Even they think her saga is retarded.
• A self-created Facebook fanpage

Featured article November 15, 2010
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