Enzo-Matrix

This might be Mr Jonzz IRL.

Enzo-Matrix is a fine flying assclown from deviantArt, who ban evades, deactivates accounts and steals artwork. He is a royal asshat not very bright. Anytime someone would use the :dev___: command and see a ! by his name, it would bring a smile that no other earthly pleasure ever could. He deactivates accounts on a regular basis though everyone knows he will be back with an even dumber name. Enzo-Matrix IRL is a worthless 27 year old basement dweller.

Aliases

He had many different aliases, such as LittleEnzoMatrix, Little-Enzo-Matrix, and the most recent one, Enzo-Matrix. We all hate him, and sadly, the newfags don't know better yet. He is a good person to troll out of spontaneous desire/boredom. He would be good to train on, though, to put it politely, he's just too easy. In a statement of truth, he's just a retarded cum-encrusted ball-monkey. If I could go back in time for 5 minutes, I'd spend it on aborting that pathetic shit-stain. Even if it came to beating in his mother's stomach with a baseball bat, then giving her a hysterectomy with a coat hanger, fuck, I would. If anyone doesn't hate him, it'll be a goddamn miracle. I meean, the existence of someone SO retarded that they didn't hate him... THAT, ladies and germs, would be an absolute miracle.

Updates

I will update when that asshat creates another piece of shit account, and link you to it so you may comment about how he splooges to his mother, ReBoot, and anything else you can think of that is irrelevant and funny, woo.

Quotes

	“	The better part of Enzo-Matrix ran down his momma's leg.	„
	— JoeBostonPhotography

References

His stupid-ass name is derived from his pants-splooging, clit-burning obsession with the retarded-ass TV Show, ReBoot

External Links

• enzo-matrix
• LittleEnzoMatrix b&
• Little-Enzo-Matrix b&

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