Psychonaut

Note: If you were trying to look up the video game Psychonauts, which features a psychic Russian kid with the voice of a fag beaver, then look elsewhere.

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One of Psychonaut's typical "research" experiments.

The terror known as Psychonaut first came into existence last Thursday, a blight upon the earth. His mother was a streetwalking flaghopper and his father escaped from a lunatic asylum with bunions on his balls and warts on his wank.

Psychonaut wishes he was a prosecutor, so he compensates by making up lies about people and getting them banned forever from Wikipedia. That makes him a real dickhead. Aside from doing perverted experiments, Psychonaut is a gay lover of both Linuxbeak and Eric the Midget and is a former lover of Arthur T. Murray. He also works for the Socialist Party of Great Britain. Damn Commie…

Anal links

• Official Psychonaut website, usually used to lure small children into his clutches
• Rape page / Rape page
• Criminal listing
• Pedophilic Adobe Reader brag page
• Psychonaut's homosexual band
• Some vandalism by Psychonaut

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  Psychonaut before the Oklahoma City bombing. Current origins are unknown, likely hiding in Germany.
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  Psychonaut third from left with terrified ferret (which he uses to satisfy his needs). Notice the leg crossing (signifies faggotry).
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  Psychonaut demonstrates his ferret's ability to slide through small, cramped tunnels.
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  A bunch of Psychonauts.
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  Psychonaut and his little walking blow-jobs.

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