Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

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That's right! The guys from Sledgehammer who tried to help Infinity Ward on the heap of garbage that was MW3 have finally came up with their game they were planning on doing after 2 years, known as Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, also known as Titan Fall: Reloaded, Elysium: The Video Game, and Cock of Doody: Advanced Whorefare.

Campaign

All that is known so far is that you play a crippled veteran in the 2040s (Yeah, more futuristic bullshit) who's recruited by some generic Mercenary company inspired by countless FPS games where you're stuck in an exo suit that gives you superpowers!!!

Characters

  • Jonathan Irons: HOLY DOGSHIT KEVIN SPACEY!!!one!11!!
  • Pvt. Mitchell: The typical Call of Duty protagonist; seen, but not heard.

Weapons

  • AK-12G: That's right, this thing is back from CoD:Ghosts. Only available from that ripoff "Day Zero" pack which gives players who ordered it the game a day before it's actually released.
  • BAL27: Futuristic FAMAS.
  • ARX-160: More copy and paste. Seriously Sludgehammer, don't fall into the reskin bullshit that Gayarch and Infinity Ward pull off, please.
  • ASM1: Notable for being a futuristic Tommy Gun. Pretend you're a future Gangster!
  • EM1 Quantum: Also notable for being a legitimate laser weapon that shoots a high powered, concentrated beam to vaporise holes in your enemies torsos.
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