Maniacs Murder Cult

"*The group has some neo-Nazi tendencies.*" - The Mirror

Maniacs Murder Cult (Russkie: Маньяки: культ убийства, lit. "Maniacs: Cult of Murder") is an ultra edgy Slavic white supremacist organization that was founded in 2017 by Ukrainian Neo-Nazi Yegor Krasnov^卐, thus undermining the Lame Stream Media's narrative that Ukraine is totally not filled with Nazis. The Maniacs Murder Cult specializes in terrorism, murder, posting of soyjaks and coming up with extremely fucking retarded plots to murder Jewish children in the United States.

In 2024, the FBI arrested the current leader of М.К.У., the aptly named Commander Butcher, whom they identified as a "Georgian national" since they apparently forgot that Georgia is actually a state. Michail Chickachickaboomboom was charged with conspiring to commit mass murder in New York by getting some random guy to dress up as Santa Claus and hand out poisoned candy to little Jewish kids on New Years Eve. Needless to say, this plot failed since Jews are not particularly known for having the spirit of Christmas or Halloween within them.

Early Days

In 2017, Yegor Krasnov^卐 a.k.a. Maniac, a young Ukrainian Neo-Nazi skinhead living in Dnipro, created a Telegram channel called М.К.У. Чат in order to hang out with his homosexual friends and talk about how much they all hate Jews and minorities and love the cock.

	“	I fucking hate niggers	„
	—Butcher, demonstrating what М.К.У. Чат was like

In 2019, members of MKU Chat decided to emulate their local heroes, the legendary Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, and began circulating videos of themselves beating the shit out of homeless people and camelfuckers on their Telegram channel. Among those attacked was a Syrian rapefugee named Al Massalmeh Mrshed, who ended up spending over two months in the hospital.

Yegor himself was eventually arrested after plotting to commit multiple terrorist attacks in Russia.

Joining the Maniacs Murder Cult

	“	Well yes we ask people for brutal beating, arson/explosion or murder vids on camera.	„
	—Commander Butcher, on how to join М.К.У.

Commander Butcher's Second Shoah

By 2024 the new leader of the MMC was a kind young Georgian national named Michail Chkhikvishvili (a.k.a. Commander Butcher and human666grinder). Unlike Yegor before him, Michail Choksondik is an active humanitarian who can often be found volunteering his time to helping his Jewish neighbors.

	“	I’m working in rehab center privately in Jewish family. I get paid to torture dying jew. I think I almost killed him today actually. If he dies soon that’s killstrike on me.	„
	—Commander Butcher, engaging in community service

Lol just kidding. Commander Bitcher is actually a massive piece of shit who immediately went to work trying to upstage Yegor in the retard department by plotting a terrorist attack so incredibly stupid that it makes wyyzrd look like the leader of MENSA.

What was this brilliant plan, you ask? To attack America, of course!

	“	murdering anyone in USA supports mky tbh. Big opportunity.	„
	—DEATH TO AMERICA!

And what is the best way to attack America, you ask? To kill some Jews and children, of course! And what's even better than killing Jews and children, you ask? To kill some Jewish children, of course! And what's the best way to kill Jewish children, you ask?

Putting a penny in a bear trap!

But Michail Chuchurocket was not that smart. He was not that smart at all. Instead of simply placing pocket change in a bear trap, he came up with a plan so retarded that it truly has to be read in its full glory to be appreciated.

The Poor Dumbass' James Bond

The Slight Fever Dream Before Chanukah

Artist's depiction of how Slavs believe the Holidays work in America. Text says "*Happy New Year!*"

No, you did not read the previous section wrong. Commander Dumbass actually suggested that the best way to commit mass murder against JEWISH children in America would be to dress up as Santa Claus on New Year's Eve and hand out poisoned candy. Fucking srsly.

Redacted

The FBI attempted to redact the username "nastrond.666" from the logs, but failed as they didn't understand that placing a black box over the text doesn't actually remove the text from the PDF.

	“	Glory to total rape and death of whores	„
	—human666grinder

“	Many falsehoods will come amongst our numbers, or will try to call themselves NS. There’s no room for you unless you have truly done something and it’s not going to gym or wiping off trash in nature, but only spilling blood of enemies, otherwise you are regular normie. We won’t show mercy to anyone, everyone against our nihil ideas should be exterminated as well.	„
—human666grinder

“	I’m Commander Butcher National-Socialist since birth and curator of MMC also known as Maniacs Murder Cult. I can proudly say I’ve murdered for white race and willing to bring more of chaos in this rotten world. This book is for readers who are cruel warriors or are willing to become one and are ready to step on massive actions. Our main goal is to spread flames of Lucifer and continue his mission of ethnic cleansing, great drive of purification.	„
—Hater's Handbook, 3rd Edition