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For years, the army of trannies wanted to defeat what they perceive as the evil force of the world killing millions of trans people, J.K. Rowling for a tweet about how trans woman shouldn't be showing their dicks to children in the bathroom. An upperoar caused as the once loyal ally of the political activists was now seen as an enemy by her own supporters now considering her to be "transphobic".

Boycotts ensured, trannies and political activists told people to not support various pieces of Harry Potter media to save the trannies from genocide. Nobody cared about the boycotts or even knew about what they were even boycott in the first place, leaving to them to fail to the dismay of trannies everywhere.

However, then they came up with a master plan to finally defeat J.K. Rowling once and for all. Hogwarts Legacy was a game generating a lot of hype; so they saw this as the perfect opportunity to destroy J.K. Rowling. Retards, in disguise as gaming journalists said the outlet wouldn't cover the game due to Rowlings rambles. When in reality, they will find someone else who isn't a hack to review the game. ResetERA (aka NeoGAF for the woke) tried to censor all discussion of game as they were scared that people would do the unforgivable act of giving J.K. Rowling a tiny bit of jew-gold.

But in January 2023, as game approaches the mob rose up in big flames in their last shot to kill J.K. Rowling. Their plan was to force people into not buying Hogwarts Legacy to end all trans genocide. Anyone that rebels is now considered a bigot and their is not a real human being. What they couldn't see coming was an increase in publicity about the game from their own seething leading to more preorders. When the game came out journalists didn't actually review the game and instead seethed over J.K. Rowling and made up a bunch of bullshit to make the game look like garbage, when they obviously didn't even play it and only hacked into the system only to preach about trannies dying. Some brought back the Harry Potter is nazi propaganda nonsense back, to make Harry Potter look evil and terrorizing. As games sales skyrocketed from their own publicity that they feeded into the game, they created a website for the sole purpose of harassing streamers for simply playing the game as a last resort. The political activists did exactly what they accused GamerGaters of doing 9 years ago.

The boycott failed and only generated more interest in game as they missed one problem with their plan, and that was the more they seethe about a game the more people are aware about it's existence. As they lacked they braincells to come to that conclusion, it resulted a massive loose. The mob only served J.K. Rowling what she wanted, more money.

Origin

J.K. Rowling was once seen an ally to the activists everywhere. Being a complete femminazi. Calling out the extremist that she didn't even bother to research. She changed the sexuality of her characters only to appeal to the Harry Potter fags want to see Wizards sucking each others dicks.

Then one day she tweeted about supporting a expert's opinion that offended trannies. It turns out J.K. Rowling wasn't this progressive savior, and was nothing more than another old boomer to these people. The former allies for the first time ever were no longer sucking the pee from JK Rowling vagina, and now attacked her. People called her a transphobe (despite knowing nothing about what she said) for attention. Many journalists out of spite of J.K. Rowling created no research articles.

Later, J.K. Rowling made tweets fearing that trannies would rape her in the bathroom and wanted her own separate safe space. Trannies and activists that barely even looked at the tweets if they even looked at them at all, got even raged at J.K. Rowling. Sparking even more butthurt and shitty articles from journalists. J.K. Rowling was now the worst person in the entire fucking universe and must be killed immediately. Now they wanted to destroy J.K. Rowling entire career.

Other Boycotts

Before the massive shitstorm broke that was the Hogwarts Legacy boycott. The trannies tried to defeat JK Rowling by boycott all other pieces of Harry Potter media.

  • Telling people to not buy the Harry Potter books. The Harry Potter books are still massive sellers on charts, and sales didn't slow down from the boycotters as most people didn't even knew that it existed.
  • Forcing people to not watch Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore. Warner Bros. tried desperately to make people not know that the movie even existed as they knew it should be seen by as little people as possible, and the first two movies were complete shit and killed interest in the whole entire franchise. It bombed as no one knew or wanted to watch the movie, meaning the mob lost once again.

The Hogwarts Legacy Boycott, step by step

The previous boycotts all failed hard, as nobody payed attention to them as they couldn't even whine hard enough. But they didn't give up; Hogwarts Legacy to them was going bring the reign of J.K. Rowling's bank account, scaring all trannies as the potential end of their lives. Now they had stand up and go on an ultimate quest on their biggest battle they had against J.K. Rowling yet.

Ensure a new storm of butthurt unfolds, now more whinny and egregious than ever before. They needed to get every person in the entire universe on their quest to destroy J.K. Rowling's livelihood. They now wouldn't shut the fuck up about the game just so they can get people to join their petty nonsense.

First, Say your outlet won't review the game

To make their boycott seem legitimate or noteworthy in the eyes of the mainstream public; they thought they could say that the outlet that they leach of won't review the game. Instead of doing their job they instead cry about J.K. Rowlings comments about trans people and how promoting them game will lead to trans genocide. They didn't boycott Ubisoft or Activison Blizzard for being a rapist paradise, as don't actually care about human rights unless it affects them or they can virtue signal for attention.

They didn't realize however, that they don't control the outlet they use to make their whine get seen by the masses. The higher ups don't see them as anything important to the outlet, but instead worthless hacks that contribute nothing accept give them more money (being the only reason why they aren't fired). They will still get someone else to review the game that's actually at the company to do his job, they wouldn't be the ones reviewing game anyones as their nothing more than leachers of the outlet.


None of this worked, the outlets reviewed the game and gave the job to a person who actually gives a fuck about doing his job. They care about money and not about a crybaby sad about J.K. Rowling everyday. Their butthurt just gave more attention to a review of game as they got more people aware of the game.


Step 2, Preach others to not play the game

They needed to get the average person to not buy the game to put J.K. Rowling in dept. They needed more people to join their boycott to stop sales of the game. They then preached on social media about how you shouldn't buy the game as it gives J.K. Rowling more power, thinking anybody would care about a whining nobody forcing them to not buy the game. Hacks pretending to be journalists used their outlet to talk about how playing the game will help J.K. Rowling grow larger. Nobody takes journalism seriously so nothing they say has any value in the slighest.

This only made people want to play the game as they didn't care about some assholes bitching about J.K. Rowling; expecting people to take them seriously. Some people only bought the game so they can piss off these people so they can cry about nobody listening to their bullshit.

Step 3, Call Gamers transphobes

If not all works, they boycotters resort to calling anybody that buys the game meaningless insults such as transphobe, bigot, incel, ignorant, and cunt. Their logic could literally be applied to them as they go and throw petty name calls at gamers on their phones made of child labor. They now look even more like fools and any chance of them being taking seriously is completely destroyed.