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Mistyeyesxx
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MistyEyesxX is a fucking massive <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Attention_whore" class="mw-redirect" title="Attention whore">attention sucker</a> who posts <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/MySpace" title="MySpace">MySpace</a> pictures tall over <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/DevianTART" class="mw-redirect" title="DevianTART">dA</a> and then has a massive <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt" title="Butthurt">shitfit</a> when people tell her she's retarded. She was formerly <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://emo-tears-falling.deviantart.com/" title="http://emo-tears-falling.deviantart.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Emo-Tears-Falling</a>, and even since then, she has the grammar of a drunk Chinese in <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Puerto_Rico" title="Puerto Rico">Pueto Lico</a>. Most commonly known for taking slutty photos of her own ridiculous face, then <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie" class="mw-redirect" title="Lie">claiming that it is art</a>.
| —Mistyeyesxx - <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Schizophrenia" title="Schizophrenia">she saw this, but knows nothing!!!</a> |
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Origins
MistyEyesxX was made when <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Prostitute" title="Prostitute">her mother</a> was raped by a panda.
With the time, she started to take pictures of her <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Horse" class="mw-redirect" title="Horse">HORSE LIPS</a>, and an all-around horrible appendix she has at the top of her neck, obviously is an easy task; <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Logic" title="Logic">Any serious investigation</a> will prove that she carries this around with ease due that it is hollow. She receives praise for such actions and will continue to do her stuff for the <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lulz" title="Lulz">admiration</a> of her <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retards" class="mw-redirect" title="Retards">friends</a>.
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Personality
Due that <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rape" title="Rape">her parents always expressed their love for her</a>, specially her <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Prostitute" title="Prostitute">mother</a>, she became a <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">sensitive person</a>, who ended liking <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic" class="mw-redirect" title="Epic">black</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cock" title="Cock">cloth</a>. Thus, she joined <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">that mass that is like her</a>, never knowing that she'd have a high position in <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lulz" title="Lulz">the business</a> nowadays. She <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Doing_it_wrong" class="mw-redirect" title="Doing it wrong">does what every emo</a> does: <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cry" class="mw-redirect" title="Cry">excel at being sensitive</a> to <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Truth" class="mw-redirect" title="Truth">life</a>.
In short words, Please watch me is an amazingly fucking great combo. She is a <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/16-year-old_girls" class="mw-redirect" title="16-year-old girls">16 year-old girl</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Attention_whore" class="mw-redirect" title="Attention whore">desperate whore</a>, a <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Camwhore" title="Camwhore">self-photographer</a>, and an <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">emo</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lolcow" class="mw-redirect" title="Lolcow">lolcow</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Unrealistic_expectations" class="mw-redirect" title="Unrealistic expectations">wannabe artist</a>. And she is 16, <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://mistyeyesxx.deviantart.com/art/Me-87524311" title="http://mistyeyesxx.deviantart.com/art/Me-87524311" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">(SRLY)</a>. A <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fag" title="Fag">person</a> that you must <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Flame_wars" class="mw-redirect" title="Flame wars">visit</a> for your <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lulz" title="Lulz">healthy dose</a>. <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jailbait" title="Jailbait">She is also known to have had sex with her boyfriend</a>, and <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie" class="mw-redirect" title="Lie">claiming she's not a slut</a>, but she <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail" title="Fail">fails</a> because she's <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/16-year-old_girls" class="mw-redirect" title="16-year-old girls">SIXTEEN</a>.
| —Mistyeyesxx - <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Schizophrenia" title="Schizophrenia">her poetry inspires millions!</a> |
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Skills on her dA Account
Kandra was just too idiotic for a special school, so, she never gives a fuck for her duty there. But, one of these days, she got <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Photoshop" class="mw-redirect" title="Photoshop">Photoshit</a> instead of money for <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Prostitute" title="Prostitute">normal earnings</a>, and, after someone installed it in her parent's machine in exchange <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Secks" title="Secks">of a favor</a>, and after she managed to find the shortcut in the desktop, and after she learned to click the mouse, she unleashed her <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit" title="Shit">talent</a>, making her <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shitty_art" class="mw-redirect" title="Shitty art">pictures</a> even <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Crap" title="Crap">crappier</a>.
She also frequents the dreaded <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Complaints_Forum" title="Complaints Forum">Complaints Forum</a>, which is a horrible idea for someone of her... <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">caliber</a>. Her topics range from <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1118183/" title="http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1118183/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">asking why people think she's a slut for having her mouth open</a>, <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1129976/" title="http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1129976/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">how hard it is to get noticed on dA</a>, and most recently, <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1143356/" title="http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1143356/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">her whining about her troll account</a>. Be sure to remind her of how slutty, attention-whorish, and troll-like she is herself!
Kendra, obviously, and seriously, keeps saying that her random clicking in <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Photoshop" class="mw-redirect" title="Photoshop">that stuff</a> always ends as art and therefore, applying cheap and retarded 2-click-ugly-filters just make <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit" title="Shit">her files</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lol_wut" class="mw-redirect" title="Lol wut">even cooler!</a>
| —Herself. Now, that's the way <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">Emo Kids</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asking_for_it" title="Asking for it">praise other Emo Kids.</a> |
Since a good time people with <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Intelligence" title="Intelligence">different opinion than hers</a> has been telling in her mere account in <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://emo-tears-falling.deviantart.com/" title="http://emo-tears-falling.deviantart.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DA Emo-Tears-Falling</a> that she needs to kick herself the fuck out of devianTART due that she is <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shitty_art" class="mw-redirect" title="Shitty art">too much</a> for such site, and join the ever-lasting <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Crap" title="Crap">community</a> of <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/MySpace" title="MySpace">MySpace</a>. But, hence she is such a great artist, she made another account with the same imagination in the username, and now, she sticks to DeviantART like a needed <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Prostitute" title="Prostitute">druggie teenager</a> does to the <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asking_for_it" title="Asking for it">idea of</a> a <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Epic" class="mw-redirect" title="Epic">next</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cock" title="Cock">dose</a>; <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://comments.deviantart.com/4/6902726/780434554" title="http://comments.deviantart.com/4/6902726/780434554" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">See it for yourself.</a>
| —Mendra. She wants <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Moar" title="Moar">moar</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asking_for_it" title="Asking for it">praise for that!</a> |
Opposite to our <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Logic" title="Logic">goal</a>, she does not stick to the Internets for the <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lulz" title="Lulz">lulz</a>, but oh, she <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail" title="Fail">fails</a> and can make even the <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pope" title="Pope">last boss</a> laugh with her shit. No matter how much time has passed, this girl remains under study. Unfortunately, there's <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">people</a>, who has been <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://comments.deviantart.com/4/6902726/778156960" title="http://comments.deviantart.com/4/6902726/778156960" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">ruining your lulz since... lol,wut</a>
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Gallary of the Maniper. Srly, Gallary.
The <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/DevianTART" class="mw-redirect" title="DevianTART">rarity</a> of this combo and her <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit" title="Shit">unique</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie" class="mw-redirect" title="Lie">graphic skills</a> is worthy for anyone's <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lulz" title="Lulz">attention</a>. And with <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/George_W._Bush" class="mw-redirect" title="George W. Bush">such knowledge</a>, she carved in her own effort a <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail" title="Fail">new concept</a>: Maniper. What's a maniper? Someone who spend more effort in running photoshop than in doing a not-<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Crap" title="Crap">shitty picture</a>. Behold! This girl knows <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Art" title="Art">art</a>, and she'll literally shitfit if you say otherwise, as proven with this fine collection of her artwork. She proves that she knows more about art than any other artist who spent a whole generation in art college. Art. Art.
| —Lendra - <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit" title="Shit">Refering to her Works.</a> |
Endra is confident enough to make her stuff being displayed in <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/DevianTART" class="mw-redirect" title="DevianTART">the Shop of DeviantART</a>. Let the buyers rool in to get a piece of her <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">unique</a> pieces. To be featured in the top sellers soon, for sure!.
| —<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/George_W._Bush" class="mw-redirect" title="George W. Bush">Wise man</a>, about <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pokemon" class="mw-redirect" title="Pokemon">Kingdra</a> |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MistyEyesxX-InMyTV.jpg" class="image" title="MistyEyesxX-InMyTV.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/1/1c/MistyEyesxX-InMyTV.jpg/90px-MistyEyesxX-InMyTV.jpg" width="90" height="120" border="0" /></a> Gendra is so stupid she was trapped in a TV once. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MistyEyesxX-Wrage.jpg" class="image" title="MistyEyesxX-Wrage.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/7/7d/MistyEyesxX-Wrage.jpg/120px-MistyEyesxX-Wrage.jpg" width="120" height="90" border="0" /></a> "Wrage" is not as cool as "Awesomeness" or "Shortiny", you Idiot. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MistyEyesxX-Toomuch.jpg" class="image" title="MistyEyesxX-Toomuch.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/32/MistyEyesxX-Toomuch.jpg/120px-MistyEyesxX-Toomuch.jpg" width="120" height="90" border="0" /></a> She made her <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mary-Sue" class="mw-redirect" title="Mary-Sue">Mary-Sue</a> had <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Secks" title="Secks">too much</a>. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MistyEyesxX-sicklove.jpg" class="image" title="MistyEyesxX-sicklove.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/3e/MistyEyesxX-sicklove.jpg/90px-MistyEyesxX-sicklove.jpg" width="90" height="120" border="0" /></a> Kingdra is so sick, that near non-Emo beings wither and die. Beware! |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MistyEyesxX-her.jpg" class="image" title="MistyEyesxX-her.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/4/42/MistyEyesxX-her.jpg/90px-MistyEyesxX-her.jpg" width="90" height="120" border="0" /></a> "...its real good so i made it my id i added the words in paint." <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit" title="Shit">See? Art!</a> |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MistyEyesxX-beauty.jpg" class="image" title="MistyEyesxX-beauty.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/2/24/MistyEyesxX-beauty.jpg/90px-MistyEyesxX-beauty.jpg" width="90" height="120" border="0" /></a> "Beauty" title + "Here's one" comment combo deals <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lol_wut" class="mw-redirect" title="Lol wut">LOL-WUT-KO</a>. <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://mistyeyesxx.deviantart.com/art/beauty-87536878" title="http://mistyeyesxx.deviantart.com/art/beauty-87536878" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Look!</a>. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MistyEyesxX-intheforest.jpg" class="image" title="MistyEyesxX-intheforest.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/e/ea/MistyEyesxX-intheforest.jpg/120px-MistyEyesxX-intheforest.jpg" width="120" height="90" border="0" /></a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">She thinks that her backyard is a Forest</a>. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:MistyEyesxX-intodadeep.jpg" class="image" title="MistyEyesxX-intodadeep.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/93/MistyEyesxX-intodadeep.jpg/120px-MistyEyesxX-intodadeep.jpg" width="120" height="90" border="0" /></a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Logic" title="Logic">Scientifics think</a> that this place <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rape" title="Rape">make her nostalgic</a>. |
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Artistism in Screencraps
If <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/You" title="You">you</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">haven't noticed at this point</a>, that, by artistism, we mean that <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">like many</a>, she has a <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Wrong" class="mw-redirect" title="Wrong">unique</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail" title="Fail">perception of</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Truth" class="mw-redirect" title="Truth">life</a>, you're <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">like</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo"> her</a>. But hold your breath! This girl shares her wisdom about her unique point of view. All caught up in screencraps!
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Mistyeyesxx-journal1.png" class="image" title="Mistyeyesxx-journal1.png"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/8/87/Mistyeyesxx-journal1.png/120px-Mistyeyesxx-journal1.png" width="120" height="53" border="0" /></a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://www.youtube.com/mistyeyesxx" title="http://www.youtube.com/mistyeyesxx" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Her Craptivity doesn't limit to dA!</a> |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Mexx-cap1.png" class="image" title="Mexx-cap1.png"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/8/80/Mexx-cap1.png/120px-Mexx-cap1.png" width="120" height="69" border="0" /></a> See? <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit" title="Shit">Emo</a> praised by <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Crap" title="Crap">Emo</a>. Realize already, Send.Rar you're pwned by <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tits_or_leave" class="mw-redirect" title="Tits or leave">TOGTFO</a>. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Alienprint.gif" class="image" title="Alienprint.gif"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/8/8a/Alienprint.gif/120px-Alienprint.gif" width="120" height="81" border="0" /></a> What? "Deep" must mean... |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Advice1.jpg" class="image" title="Advice1.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/69/Advice1.jpg/120px-Advice1.jpg" width="120" height="62" border="0" /></a> |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Americalol1.jpg" class="image" title="Americalol1.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/3f/Americalol1.jpg/120px-Americalol1.jpg" width="120" height="58" border="0" /></a> If this bitch is gonna be part of the future democracy of America, we're fucked. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Geology1.jpg" class="image" title="Geology1.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/2/20/Geology1.jpg/120px-Geology1.jpg" width="120" height="71" border="0" /></a> A shining example of the <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/W" title="W">No Child Left Behind</a> policy. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Anhero1.jpg" class="image" title="Anhero1.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/7/73/Anhero1.jpg/120px-Anhero1.jpg" width="120" height="67" border="0" /></a> Her dumbfuckery truly knows no bounds. |
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Dreams
Wendra simply does <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Emo" title="Emo">what she does best</a>. Simply, she get depressed whenever the <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Oil" title="Oil">oil's price increases</a>, whe she runs out of <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cock" title="Cock">chocolate</a>, when the <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mom" class="mw-redirect" title="Mom">breeze </a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fellatio" title="Fellatio">blows</a>, or when she realizes she isn't doing anything Emo; then, following the <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ghey" title="Ghey">emo code</a>, does anything self-destructive like drink, or <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fashion" class="mw-redirect" title="Fashion">cut herself</a>, then she is <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asking_for_it" title="Asking for it">ready</a> to take moar pictures with her same cheap camera until she tires of doing so. Then she struggles again to find the Photoshit icon. All this <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/You" title="You">single</a>-<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">neuron</a>-<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nothing" title="Nothing">hard-work</a>, just to acomplish all of her dreams:
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Camwhore-animu-sm.jpg" class="image" title="Camwhore-animu-sm.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/a/a8/Camwhore-animu-sm.jpg/84px-Camwhore-animu-sm.jpg" width="84" height="119" border="0" /></a> To become 1/2 as real as this <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Animu" title="Animu">animu</a> fellow <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Camwhore" title="Camwhore">Camhoar</a>. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Littleme.png" class="image" title="Littleme.png"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/a/ab/Littleme.png/120px-Littleme.png" width="120" height="88" border="0" /></a> To become 1/4 as good <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://littlemewhatever.deviantart.com/" title="http://littlemewhatever.deviantart.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">as this Maniper is</a>. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Littleme.png" class="image" title="Littleme.png"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/a/ab/Littleme.png/120px-Littleme.png" width="120" height="88" border="0" /></a> To become 1/8 as symmetrical as the same chick. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Littleme.png" class="image" title="Littleme.png"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/a/ab/Littleme.png/120px-Littleme.png" width="120" height="88" border="0" /></a> To become 1/16 as pale as the same chick without using Photoshit. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Mudkipfaves.jpg" class="image" title="Mudkipfaves.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/7/75/Mudkipfaves.jpg/120px-Mudkipfaves.jpg" width="120" height="119" border="0" /></a> To become 1/32 as popular this image is. Not rounding allowed. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Etpron.jpg" class="image" title="Etpron.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/1/10/Etpron.jpg/120px-Etpron.jpg" width="120" height="81" border="0" /></a> To become 1/64 as liked as <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sick_fuck" title="Sick fuck">these freaks</a> are liked in a Roman Catholic Church. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Mistyeyesxxfanart.JPG" class="image" title="Mistyeyesxxfanart.JPG"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/2/21/Mistyeyesxxfanart.JPG/120px-Mistyeyesxxfanart.JPG" width="120" height="113" border="0" /></a> She has plenty of fans! |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Sself_portrtet_by_mistyeyesx.jpg" class="image" title="Sself portrtet by mistyeyesx.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/1/1d/Sself_portrtet_by_mistyeyesx.jpg/100px-Sself_portrtet_by_mistyeyesx.jpg" width="100" height="120" border="0" /></a> A masterpiece drawn by another fan. |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Aphotomaniper.jpg" class="image" title="Aphotomaniper.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/6c/Aphotomaniper.jpg/90px-Aphotomaniper.jpg" width="90" height="120" border="0" /></a> Didn't you hear? She's EXtrordinare! |
<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Sick_Love_by_MistyEyesxX.jpg" class="image" title="Sick Love by MistyEyesxX.jpg"><img alt="" src="/web/20100118111423im_/http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/b/bb/Sick_Love_by_MistyEyesxX.jpg/90px-Sick_Love_by_MistyEyesxX.jpg" width="90" height="120" border="0" /></a> Who the fuck would tap THAT? Only <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sick_fucks" class="mw-redirect" title="Sick fucks">sick fucks</a> |
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<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/YouTube" title="YouTube">YouTube</a> Shit
Like most Internet attention whores, Kendra here has a <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://www.youtube.com/user/mistyeyesxx" title="http://www.youtube.com/user/mistyeyesxx" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">YouTube account</a>. Her videos of her whining along to <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal" title="My Immortal">Evanescence</a>, complaining about "<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/4th_of_July" title="4th of July">Independent Day</a>," and bragging about her <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit" title="Shit">endeavors</a> as an "artist." Needless to say, people tell her to shut up and/or kill herself. Of course, since she's not too bright, she took a <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dar5C4QBBQ" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dar5C4QBBQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">semi-lulzy trolling video</a> as something positive. <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/What" title="What">What</a>.
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Here you can hear her attempt to sing along to Evanescence's "Going Under" - making <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cyndilovespiccolo" title="Cyndilovespiccolo">Cyndilovespiccolo</a> sound like <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Finland" title="Finland">Tarja Turunen</a> or something.
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While this entire video is about her dislike of the United States, she never truly answers the question, "<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Why_do_you_hate_America%3F" title="Why do you hate America?">Why do you hate America?</a>"
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We love fan videos don't we?
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<a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_Knighting" title="White Knighting">In the Defense of</a> <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jawsus" title="Jawsus">Jawsus</a>
Kendra has come to the defense of the flaming of another YouTube user, <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jawsus" title="Jawsus">Jawsus</a>. It's only a snowflake complared to the nor'easter that was <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_Crocker" title="Chris Crocker">Chris Crocker</a>, but here it is for your viewing pleasure.
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Apparently his "real name" is "Pruane2Forever," which shows that Kendra is really, really retarded, and makes <a href="/web/20100118111423/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan" title="Chris-chan">Chris-chan</a> pale in comparison.
External Links
Her DA account- Her very own plz account!
Misteyeyesxx on YouTube!- Her Sheezy Art account!
See Also
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