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Garden Thief
A Garden Thief or Garden Thieves are the worst kind of thief because they wait to the middle of the night and come to your vegetable garden to steal your cucumbers and melons and in the act of doing this they break the stalks of your tomato plants and smash them worthless underfoot.
Now I have been told that if it was my bike, my mail or my Tv then I'd be right in assuming it was a black man but since the melons were cantaloupes and not watermelon, nothing that can be deep-fried or served with chicken was stolen then it was most likely not a black man and I should ask myself if there are horny girls in my neighborhood that like a snack after schlicking, Jews or DING DING DING some piece of shit hipster, that paid way too much for his house and I have seen out in the middle of the night collecting cans from recycling bins to sell.
Jewish Law And Garden Thieves
According to Jewish Law, if the poor come to your fields, or garden, it is often seen as hospitality or a good thing to let them take from it. On the other hand, the poor are only expected to eat only enough until they are no longer hungry, not take anything with them when they leave or do any harm to the plants.
This rule exists because it is believed that because G-D has been generous to you by giving you plants tgat produced food then you must be generous as well when it comes to sharing that same food. Inhospitality is one of the words sins in the eyes of G-D in the Jewish Faith. G-D has burnt cities like Sodom and Gomorrah for this sin so you should never be gready with G-D's gift of bounty.
These laws say nothing about assholes who steal everything and break your plants.
I assume this would fall under the Laws of Moses and if you catch the D-bag
they'd have to replace what they stole plus the plants they broke.