Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/September 28, 2012

Iran

Iran is a backwards Islamic nation in the Middle East which is next in line to receive the gift of freedom from the USA. Iran borders Iraq, which already has freedom.

Being the holy Islamic nation that it is, Iran has quite lulzey laws and punishments. So no "liberated" women, no alcohol, no secks, no faggotry, and no fapping. Penalties for committing these forbidden acts include such lulzey punishments as chopping people's hands off, mutilation, stoning, crucifixion, public beheading, and firing squads. How exiting! Iran is also known for rightfully hating the Jews and exposing the lies created by them them, including, chief among them, the true story of the 9/11 attacks, as well as being enlightened holocaust deniers.

Iran also has what the Kikes and 'Murikans consider to be a "nuclear weapons development program", despite repeated UN inspections saying that there is no such thing. Like with many other Muslim nations, the Kike-controlled USA must have an excuse to invade the shithole and steal their oil bestow freedom, democracy, and prosperity unto the people of that country.

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