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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 31, 2013

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ZilianOP

With his legs healed by the Holy Spirit, Angel Hamilton (known online as ZilianOP) stood up from his wheelchair during the twitch.tv Diablo 3 webcast in which he was gaming, took off his headset, and walked off-screen (presumably to thank the Lord in private). Unfortunately, it appears the omnipotent power of God is worth jack-shit these days because ZilianOP soon reappeared on webcam, back in his wheelchair, claiming he had fallen because “his dog was dumping water on his wires”. This weak-sounding excuse of canine sabotage causing the thin and pasty-skinned Mr. Hamilton to achieve vertical momentum lead many viewers to believe he was faking his disability in order to suckle monetary donations from the sympathy-filled teat of compassionate twitch.tv gamers. Said donations and streaming income reaching over the tune of $20,000.

(( IT'S A MIRACLE ))


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