Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/November 19, 2014

Jezebel

Jezebel (often referred to as "Jizzebel") is the most overtly feminist branch of Gawker Media. Originally edited by Jessica Coen^✡, it's widely regarded to be a horrid abomination and hugbox for feminist extremists which could only exist in the current internets age where anything original, interesting, or even slightly substantial in terms of content is all but unheard of.

While independent thought has taken on an almost mythic quality, there exists a mind-numbing amount of sites bursting with clickbait to grant a sweet taste of instant gratification to the unwashed masses. Being renowned far and wide as the most inane and downright unprofessional online presence is no small feat in the age of Web 2.0; this is perhaps the only thing Jezebel can pride itself on, surpassing even Buzzfeed and fellow Gawker sites in terms of pure, unadulterated shittiness.

The primary difference, however, is that while these sites can at least take pride in being light-hearted or "humorous," Jezebel takes itself way too fucking seriously and attempts to sally forth in a hilariously retarded social justice crusade, followed by its army of fat women seeking dirt on good looking celebrities that they envy.

(( RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!! ))

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