Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 12, 2015

Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on

Holy shit look it's bold header font next to numbers. Is this content or an advertisement? Who cares! Why aren't you reading this right the fuck now? I don't even know how it's even possible that you are still drawing air without clicking this article. Did you see the title for this link? You better get ready to defecate yourself openly in front of your closest relatives after witnessing this complete demonstration of journalistic dominance. This shits gonna change your life and entire perspective on the human experience it's so god damn interesting, mindblowing, twenty things only a TRUE 90s kid would get.

Hey there YOLOSWAG do you consider yourself knowledgeable about these 5 things? Do you? I bet you fucking don't. Let's be honest your fatass isn't about to get up and walk to a library now is it. Not without at least trying DORITO'S brand Mountain Dew Spring Dove Soap you dumb piece of shit. You see all these mobile ads all over the place? How the fuck did those get here. Who cares, click on them, keep fucking clicking. Don't stop or our entire business will fold. Join in on the Kinja Newsfeed discussion with all the people you consider your only friends afterward. What's Kinja? Well we literally just added Wordpress functionality and avatars to our comment system and called it a fucking platform. No, it's not the same thing. OH SHIT HOW ABOUT THAT LIST? Dude you gotta check this out! HAND TO TITS BUTTFUCKING CHRIST ITS THE BEST.

FUCKING CLICK HERE. KEEP CLICKING.

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