Cocaine Babe

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Cocaine Babe, Melina Roberge, is a former Jewelry Store manager and alleged prostitute from the Great White North better known as Soviet Canuckistan that was arrested in Ausfalia trying to smuggle in 95 kilos or about 210 pounds of the booger sugar into the country while on a luxuary boat cruise.

Being infected by the Attention whore gene, that is best known for expressing itself when 2 X chromosomes are present, Melina Roberge has said that her enire motivation for her willingness to smuggle the coke was because she wanted to "take selfies in exotic locations and post them on Instagram to receive 'likes' and attention and other stuff".

Roberge was sentenced to 4 years and 9 months in Prison where she will be traded back and forth by the bull dykes for cigarettes and taught to eat pussy real good.

	“	She was seduced by lifestyle and the opportunity to post glamorous Instagram photos from around the world. She wanted to be the envy of others. I doubt she is now	„
	—Judge Kate Traill