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Cocaine Babe

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Cocaine Babe = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.



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Cocaine Babe, Melina Roberge, is a former Jewelry Store manager and alleged prostitute from the Great White North that is better known as Soviet Canuckistan. She was arrested in Ausfalia while trying to smuggle in 95 kilos, or about 210 pounds, of the Columbian booger sugar while on a luxuary boat cruise.

Being infected by the Attention whore gene, that is best known for expressing itself when two X chromosomes are present, Melina Roberge has said that her enire motivation and her willingness to smuggle the coke into Ausfalia was because she wanted to "take selfies in exotic locations and post them on Instagram to receive 'likes' and attention and a following".

Roberge was sentenced to 4 years and 9 months in Prison where she will be traded back and forth by the bull dykes for cigarettes and taught to eat pussy real good.

   
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She was seduced by a lifestyle and the opportunity to post glamorous Instagram photos from around the world. She wanted to be the envy of others. I doubt she is now
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—Judge Kate Traill

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