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Alligator
The Alligator Alligator mississippiensis or the American Alligator is a big toothed, overly friendly lizard that does neighborhoods and and housing community a favor by eating different kinds of rodents such as stray cats and small dogs.
A living fossil, 35 million years ago it was the Alligator that was home and got the memo when Raptor Jesus put out the call that a flood was coming when G-D decided to throw a flow at the Death's [Giants] because HE was getting sick of seeing Wimmins with scales and tails.
A very friendly animal that can be fed by hand. You should always run right up to one and scratch it behind the eyes, better yet, the are so safe and trustworthy it is safe to sit in front of one and slap the edge of tge water it is hiding beneath.