User talk:Spider Jerusalem

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Welcome, Spider Jerusalem

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TKN Bot 21:09, 5 April 2013 (EDT)

Flaming faggots forums

Give me a good reason why we should keep your inane apology, instead of the current? I don't care if you are sorry, and want to suck Rick's furry penis. Atomicnumber27 01:05, 22 August 2013 (EDT)

If you're going to be this much of a prat about it, I've got nothing. Hell, it's not like I even like any of you beside Dan and Betty, and they didn't even give a shit about my being a prick at the time. - Christ

Nice to see we have Christ in the house. I don't know who Dan or Betty is, nor do I fucking care. Atomicnumber27 02:23, 23 August 2013 (EDT)