User talk:Uncle Ben's Rice

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SheepBot^Talk PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO LEARN ABOUT THE JEWISH ATROCITIES AGAINST THIS NATION 00:38, 4 April 2012 (EDT)

Yes

• Title your pics so they're searchable on Google images, kthx!

And while you are at it Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Why_not_pipe?.   Andrés    talk    contribs   20:42, 19 August 2012 (EDT)

You were just a test

<3 thank you -- 00:44, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

What? Me Ne Frego! 01:53, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

Sup

I'd like to say it's cool you've taken interest in Innocence of Muslims, and you write well, you really do. But the article really read like a wikipedia entry/some shit written by a muslim apologist and was utterly unfunny. Again to quote Mike "Holy fuck that is the single lowewst humor to effort ratio I have ever seen. ED is not Wikipedia, and nobody here cares about history. We just want to laugh and hate everything". So, thanks for trying, but next time try to come up with something, I don't know, offensive and funnier rather than something like that. Thxbai

PS: If you are a muslim and can't handle the hurt, stay away from it, then. Zyklon 07:01, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

Oh no, I am not. But I think depicting him as murdering Jews whenever it is politically convenient is fucking hysterical for Muslims are expected in order to be good Muslims, live by the Prophet's example, aka Jew hating for political reasons, which happens all the time. You know like the WHOLE MIDDLE EAST. Why not talk about how the Muslims live by their own "protocols of the elders of zion?"

Also I was not finished with editing that. Secondly, how is that any funnier when half of it is lies and bullshit? For example, a Coptic Christian is being accused of being of making this film. Not a Jew named Sam Bacile. That person is an alias.

If you want your shit that way, by all means, keep it that way. Part of the reason I was doing it that my way was to piss sand niggers off when they will eventually find our page. I was twisting the knife in the wound of what they accept in canon which is utterly disgusting.

"Facts" hurt more when you can say their names of Rayhana, Aisha, and Zaynab opposed to half argued unreferenced "facts." Aisha was NOT bought as a slave, she was given to Muhammad in marriage by Abu Bakr for political reasons. Part of the reasoning for Muhammad's wives was to demonstrate what was acceptable forms of marriage according to God. According to Sharia, pedophilia and rape conquests are still okay. Part of writing satire is to make fun of it where it matters, but I guess that doesn't matter to you.

But whatever, keep an article that no one who has any knowledge about the incident is going to read because it is based off information that is 6 hours old from the story breaking out, all information that has been disprove since then. I'll just work on something else I'm going to work on this away from mainspace and make something better than that garbage you call satire. Me Ne Frego! 14:43, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

The Copt is mentioned. And whoah, no reason to get upset. But you have to think about the target audience, so to speak. Who the fuck here finds "Rayhana, Aisha, and Zaynab" and some Quaran shit funny? No one. That's really all. How about you molest Mohammed article since Islam seems to be so dear to you? Zyklon 06:56, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

I get butthurt easily, but I take this stuff seriously. People will care if the humor is displayed correctly. That is why I am now doing this away from the mainspace. Me Ne Frego! 23:20, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

A sammich for you

SheepBot^Talk 01:55, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

Is this suppose to be a compliment or something? Me Ne Frego! 02:00, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

Please don't rape my butthole

Can you please record that line and let me know when is up? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 22:25, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

• bump? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 23:44, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

I cannot do it tonight, I am too busy to be fucking around with software tonight Me Ne Frego! 23:49, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

• That's fine, I just wanted confirmation that you knew what to do. Just get back to me when you do it. Thanks. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 23:50, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

A sammich for you

SheepBot^Talk 23:20, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

Fukushima

You have no idea how involved I amwas with all that shit. I wish I would have saved some of the briefings I stole for you. Mike the Great (talk) 03:05, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT SAVE THAT SHIT?!?!?!!?!??!!!!!1 Me Ne Frego! 03:06, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

Because it was boring. Mike the Great (talk) 03:09, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

NEVER DELETE SECRETS THAT CAN BE USED FOR CORPORATE TERRORIST PURPOSES! Me Ne Frego! 03:11, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

they weren't juicy. They were like... I mean... from the local plant and we kinda got their balls in a vice already anyways. Mike the Great (talk) 03:15, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

PM me on IRC about it tomorrow when I'm more sober and we can talk about it Mike the Great (talk) 03:16, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

>implying I'll be sober Mike the Great (talk) 03:16, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

what is your irc handle? Me Ne Frego! 03:26, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

also if my dealer didn't just get out of the loony bin for the 5th time today, i wouldn't be sober either Me Ne Frego! 03:27, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

Assistance

You're no Fox News, but I like this balance of terror. VX BREATHE DEEP 13:52, 25 November 2012 (EST)

i just need your opinion on the next update of this EDitorial Me Ne Frego! 14:07, 25 November 2012 (EST)

but excellent thanks! :3 Me Ne Frego! 14:14, 25 November 2012 (EST)

check out current version

Britam

I agree with basically everything you wrote here, and in general it seems. This makes me question how it is I could possibly have the same political opinions as a 15 year old girl from across the globe. Either you're very mature, I'm a total faggot, or some mixture of the two. Still, you come across as propagandic at times, which rustles my jimmies. You got some thick skin to be here in the first place though, so props. Barrabas 20:19, 3 February 2013 (EST)

Well I am a very mature 15 year old given I was a mayor of a town for two weeks. This is what teenage girls are capable of if they are not saturated with degenerative culture of America's own propaganda designed to make slaves. A completely biased perspective, such as what ED is trying to achieve (and I am pushing), is necessary to be "unbiased." That is ED's propaganda: the truth. And do not fret that we are similar in political opinion, it doesn't mean you are a faggot because do I come across as a faggot.

And thank you, it is not easy to have thick skin in a place that doesn't care for 15 year old girls Muslim Sand Niggers Me Ne Frego! 20:55, 3 February 2013 (EST)

VOTN

tyvm! ^reply 04:39, 2 April 2013 (EDT)

November 23, 2013   Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 03:46, 22 November 2013 (EST)

dildomail

	“	[16:36] <&poko-afk> `seen Dr_Rice [16:36] <&DanielBrandt> Dr_Rice was last seen here 4 days, 18 hours, 7 minutes ago.	„

get on irc fgt -hipcrime 19:36, 23 May 2013 (EDT)

hey

you've got dildomail. -hipcrime 23:02, 4 June 2013 (EDT)

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sorry got dc'd in the middle of our convo, pls continue enlightening me next time i find you in irc. -socksoncocks Gretchen 02:59, 26 July 2013 (EDT)

P.S. brb gonna troll onideus till he bans me for the third time for pointing out his mind-numbing faggotry.

P.P.S. the mossad knows who you are.

I know mossad knows who I am. They aren't going to do shit unless I do shit. Until That Day comes. But then they are fair game like I am. But on That Day, the prey will have the hydra of horns. They know exactly what I mean by this. :3 Me Ne Frego! 00:11, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

re:

is fixed -Uberfukken 04:52, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

Thanks! Me Ne Frego! 05:01, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

unrelated to forum

my views on your edits are completely unrelated to our forum disputes, just letting you know Likeicare 15:07, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

k Me Ne Frego! 16:00, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

re:

That's a lot of files. Have you considered just combining it all into a pdf? -Uberfukken 20:04, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

Idk how to do that Me Ne Frego! 20:05, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

lol Likeicare 01:16, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

PRISM tower

First you fix the article, so it doesn't look like shit. Then it can become AOTN. Atomicnumber27 04:35, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

What the fuck are you talking about it being shit? Me Ne Frego! 04:36, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

PRISM Tower v2.0

Yeah, I got instantly tired of the article, because of that. (Plus, I get really cranky (moreso) when I am tired). I don't know if we should also put the magnet link in the spoiler, but that might be overkill, for now.
Atomicnumber27 01:50, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

You're Hawt for a Filthy UnEDucated Sand Nigger

卐卐卐 Let us know when you reach the legal age of consent and get the sand cleaned out of your vagina 卐卐卐 Gretchen 01:37, 1 September 2013 (EDT)

Ihopeudie Gretchen 04:30, 28 January 2014 (EST)

no u Me Ne Frego! 15:12, 28 January 2014 (EST)

daww ;_;

Shit's been pretty damn rough here, but I'm settled in. Check your DMs.   VX BREATHE DEEP   01:39, 28 January 2014 (EST)

VOTN

	“	I don't see why you're all exploding over this. You're only going to crash and burn with a closed mindset like that. It's just a little moral turbulence. I find 9 out of 11 times it's better to laugh than to dwell on the things that make us feel like we've reached ground zero. I'll "never forget" those who unsub. All 747 of you.	„
	—DouchebagChocolat

^reply 01:30, 29 January 2014 (EST)

9/11 jokes are the best because the punchline is the retards who still believe the official story Me Ne Frego! 14:29, 29 January 2014 (EST)

its also funny that peoples get upset over something that happened 13 years ago --Emperor Likeicare 21:31, 28 March 2014 (EDT)

So it is

It happens occasionally, but never lasts long.   VX BREATHE DEEP   14:38, 30 March 2014 (EDT)

Unfunny shit

I know that beforehand what you wrote was 'acceptable' but im the boss now

you have 6 hours to fix these pages, PRISM, Britam and Bahrain

if you fail to fix them (make them slightly humourous, if you were unaware of what that meant) I will have to move them from the mainspace, im not even joking, this shit makes ED look bad

--Likeicare 03:49, 13 June 2014 (EDT)

Occupy Central

If you're still around, do you think that you could do a "Occupy Central" article? I'm busy, and I lack your spirit. --JuniusThaddeus 09:56, 1 October 2014 (EDT)

Me Ne Frego! 00:32, 7 October 2014 (EDT)There is nothing lulzy happening about this yet, nothing that we can get normal internet tards interested in about. Its all peaceful covert WW3 shit with China and the US' militant democracy. As much as I can crack jokes about Chinamen, there really isnt that much content, and if there is. I have not really seen it despite I do China-watch.

Alright. --JuniusThaddeus 17:57, 8 October 2014 (EDT)