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User:Spellcheck
Last year, at Christmas, I watch Santa walk through my door. He was stuck, and asked me to get the butter. He put down several presents, as I sat, watching him. Then, suddenly, he said, "Hey, Sadie!" And, I was like, "How the hell do you know my name?" And he was like, "Shut up, kid. I want you to give this to your mom, to open privately." The package was oddly shaped. "What is this?" I was curious. "Oh, it's... it's nothing. Just give it to her." And, just like that, the son of a bitch was gone.
My Tartlet Enemies
WARNING: May Contain Fags
HotMessCandy
[1] HotMessCandy is one of the biggest retards on DevianTART, with an IQ of at least -100. She is the admitted "BIGGEST FAN EVAR" of Jewel, a retarded whore from the Pixar abomination known as Rio. She is also an emo who cuts herself. She is admittedly "jelly" of Jewel's real biggest fan, someone with even less of a life.