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User:Hipcrime/MY BEEFCAKE FANTASY, BY HIPCRIME

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[14:55] <&poko> my Beefcake fantasy, by hipcrime
[14:55] <&poko> it was a warm day in Belgique when i arrived on Lufthansa
[14:56] <&poko> i met with Beefcake at Bruxelles, and we had some "coffee" at a local coffee house
[14:56] <&poko> after we were sufficiently stoned, i noticed Beefcake 's hair
[14:56] <@Meepsheep> its not washed
[14:56] <&poko> beautiful, long and healthy, the strands were li...
[14:57] <&poko> ew
[14:57] <&Beefcake> it is
[14:57] <&poko> Beefcake when was yer last shower
[14:57] <&Beefcake> I just got out of the shower
[14:57] <&Beefcake> also, I wash it every other day
[14:57] <&poko> beautiful, long and healthy, the strands were like threads of night
[14:57] <@Meepsheep> >implying water in europe is clean
[14:57] <&Beefcake> so it's never greasy
[14:57] <@Oblique> lol
[14:57] <&poko> i asked Beefcake to take me to his place, and when we got there, without a word, he dropped his pants
[14:58] <&poko> he grabbed my throat and pushed me against his wall
[14:58] <&poko> this is a european wall, so it is made of plaster and jews
[14:58] <@mike> did wtc
[14:58] <&poko> it hurted my head, so when he demanded i suck his cock, i dizzily said yes
[14:59] <&poko> after blacking out for a minute, i woke with Beefcake's gigantic cock in my mouth, overflowing my spit
[14:59] * jajanickunds0 ([email protected]) Quit (Input/output error)
[14:59] <&poko> his balls were young and hefty, heavily slapping my chin as he fucked my throat
[15:00] <&poko> a mild odor of manmusk mixed with pube shampoo filled my nostrils
[15:00] <@Oblique> you can stop now
[15:00] <&poko> then, as he ejaculated,
[15:00] <&poko> my nostrils were then filled with his semen
[15:00] <&poko> being only 12, he came buckets
[15:00] <&poko> 22*
[15:00] <&poko> freud wins
[15:00] <&poko> overflowing my nose
[15:01] <&poko> as the spooge flowed from my nose back onto his monster cock,
[15:01] <&Beefcake> I'm 25
[15:01] <&poko> he continued to jam it in
[15:01] <&poko> it tasted of spit, 25 y.o semen, and pube shampoo
[15:01] <&poko> as he continued to jam it in, i expected his boner to subside
[15:01] <&poko> it didnt
[15:02] <&poko> he fucked my face for another full hour before coming again, but this time my throat was dilated and it went straight down my gullet
[15:02] <&poko> filling me with the protein from his manseed
[15:03] <&poko> after he came in my mouth twice, he spat upon me, showed me where the clean sheets were, and showed me to my room
[15:03] <&poko> :D
[15:03] <&Beefcake> maybe you should post it on the forum
[15:04] <&poko> i slept, confident that this man was drained of semen, unaware that Beefcake is a manbeast with a sexual appetite of a 
[15:04] <&poko> 25 year old
[15:04] <&poko> as i slept, i didnt expect 
[15:04] * MilanorTSW ([email protected]) has joined #wiki
[15:04] * DanielBrandt sets mode: +h MilanorTSW
[15:04] <&poko> i thought i was dreaming of Beefcake when i dreamt that he was flipping me over to fuck my holes
[15:04] * %MilanorTSW ([email protected]) Quit (client exited: Lost terminal)
[15:04] <&poko> but
[15:04] <&poko> i woke, groggily
[15:05] <&poko> to Beefcake, spitting on my manhole
[15:05] <&poko> which was very kind of him
[15:05] <&poko> next, he jammed it in
[15:05] <&poko> the pain was unimaginably
[15:05] <&poko> pleasurable
[15:06] <&poko> as he fucked my ass, some blood came out. i said "uh..." to which he replied, after covering my mouth with his hands "i know baby"
[15:06] <&poko> he continued to fuck me using blood for lube
[15:06] <&poko> then i felt his sack tighten
[15:06] <&poko> and his cock tense up
[15:06] <&poko> i was filled with a warm blast of his semen
[15:07] <&poko> mixed with the blood, it smelled like a hamburger being cooked in my tiny brussels room
[15:07] <&poko> he wiped his dick on my tshirt, and pushed me into the pillow saying: 'wait for tomorrow'
[15:07] <&poko> i had just paid the rent.
[15:07] <&poko> :D
[15:08] <&Beefcake> maybe you should post it on the forum
[15:08] <&poko> lol
[15:08] <&Beefcake> else this lovely piece of writing would become lost
[15:08] <&poko> nah
[15:08] <&poko> heh
[15:08] <&poko> someone somewhere is logging
[15:09] <&Beefcake> or the wiki

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