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User:SkyBlueCat3/Drafts/CallMeCarson

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CallMeCarson (Powerword: Carson King) is an batshit insane, overrated basement-inhabitant who makes a living as a revolting live-streamer, an internet comedian, as well as being an unskilled bulging-gamer who basically doesn't how to play the game properly. Carson is an internet personality whose nothing other than dick-riding YouTube and Twitch for money. Currently busy manipulating his fangirls, he is often known for typically recording his friends while playing Minecraft and talking random stuff on Discord. And these two things are mostly featured in 80% of his content, proving that this ugly bastard is rather uncreative than being an independent 22-year-old entertainer.

You know, his content was always unfunny right? but 13-year-olds somehow manage to find his content that purely consist of actual teenagers doing random shit funny. Technically, if you watch other boring things on YouTube such as the paint drying on the wall means you're simply watching content that's far more entertainable than this abomination of a human being. By now, Carson is still currently on the loose after he got jail-baited by a 17-year-old minor, as well as the other underaged fangirls he manipulated. This led his sperging-fanbase to go absolute insane. For more information, read below.

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On September 9, 2011, Carson launched his first channel under the name bluecreepers1. He started off with his channel under the name bluecreepers1. His content is fueled up with shitty Minecraft adventure content, gameplays of Terraria, and his crudely-animated pivot videos. There is a little known fact that his friends also run this channel, but it has since been abandoned for no reason. After this worthless channel failed Carson to rise into stardom, so he created another channel as a replacement to his first channel, uploading gameplays of him playing another overrated games while it's recorded with a shitty, recording software known as fraps. But 90% of his content is still Minecraft.