Spin

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Spin, you say?
Typical spin

The term spin may refer to one or more of the following:

  • In classical physics, spinning is the action of an object rotating around its own axis.
  • In quantum physics, spin is a property of all particles, which do not rotate, have no axes, and may in fact be waves. This is proof that modern physicists are retarded.
  • In politics, spin is the act of trying to convince people that what looks like one thing is in fact something completely different.
  • In internets slang, spinning is the act of getting the spin on meat.
  • In mortuary science, spinning is what many famous dead white European males (DWEMs) are doing thanks to their entries in Encyclopaedia Dramatica.
  • In sexual terminology, a spinner is a petite woman who, when on top, can spin around on your cock with minimal effort. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.