Jürgen Conings

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Jürgen Conings
Nationality:	Flemish
High Score	Sadly, nothing yet
Style	Hide and seek
An Hero?	Not yet
Title	Caporal
Motive	COVID-19

	“	You have trained me to become the person I am today, now I'm going to use it against you. _{Jullie hebben me getraind om te worden wie ik ben, ik ga dat nu tegen jullie gebruiken.}	„
	—Jürgen, on his third goodbye letter adressed to the Belgian Army

Jürgen Conings is an alt-right Belgian Air Force caporal (previously a security guard) which holds the second place for "best Hide and Seek hider" in Europe, first place being Anne Frank. (and is still hiding as of Friday May 22nd of 2021), searched by a total of 400 Belgian units, helped by German, Dutch and Luxembourger seeking squads.

He was a sniper elite that got "demoted" to the rank of armorer and firing instructor, which meant he got the keys of a fucking weapon depot after being put on a potential alt-right terrorist watchlist, proving that the Belgian Army is directed by competent and smart people.

Before the Game

Before he went hiding, he left a manifesto in the form of three letters destinated to the State, to the Virologists and to the Army. In the manifesto he threatened to attack the current regime and virologists.

He left home, went off the grid and hiding in the night of Monday, May 17th 2020 and was sighted around the house of the virologist Marc van Ranst for 2 hours.

Game Timeline

The search begun next day, the seekers are Team Special Unit and Team Limburg Police. A report indicated that he is probably armed.

May 18th

An abandonned Audi was found containing FOUR ANTI-TANK ROCKET LAUNCHERS, weapons with ammo ; closing the nearby mosques and parks.

May 19th

Team Germany, Team Luxemburg and Team Netherlands joined the Seekers team. Totaling the number of players to ≈600 seekers.

May 20th

Gunshots were heard at the Haute Campine park. The whole park was searched in vain, a sighting in Leuven was reported: he is still not found. A federal case has been opened for "attempted murder and forbidden detention of weapon in a terrorist context".

May 21st

It has been proven that the aforementioned Audi got trapped with a grenade trap. Also they started pulling out the tanks. Man, it would be useful if he had some kind of projectile launcher to help him...

May 22nd

His house got raided and it has been discovered that he left his army decorations on his parents' grave. Nothing else happened much except that he's officially searched by Interpol and that the park reopened.

May 23rd

Around 200 people marched in support of the fugivite, saying there is "no right to kill".
Someone snitched by saying they saw Jurgen at the Brussels-North Station, causing a closure of the railway traffic nearby: the search happened and it was bullshit all along. === May 24th

Online

After he went missing, people showed their support for Conings using the #jurgenconings and #jurgenlivesmatter hashtags on Twitter and including the group "United for Jürgen" on Facebook, the latter being administrated by the VP of the Flemish equivalent of the Hitler Youth (Vlaams Belang Jongeren Lier)

Statistics

Graded score

Kills:	00/20*
Accuracy:	00/20*
Style:	07/20 Good hiding spots, proving the incompetence of the Belgian Army
Butthurt:	08/20 Bonus for closing mosques and entire parks
Bonus:	14/20 "Aryan Rebel"
Total score: 39/100 (D)*

See full ranking
*Seeing as the event isn't done, we will add the appropriate score later if he happens to kill someone

Loadout
Primary	FN P90	High-fire, low recoil, reliable weapon using 5.7mm. Bonus Damage: 5.7mm ammunition is able to pierce through Kevlar.
Secondary	FN Five-seveN	Complimentary 5.7mm pistol. Small but dangerous. Loadout Combo: Both Primary and Secondary share the same ammunition. No hassle.
Special	Anti-Tank Rocket Launcher	Portable, reusable, unguided, shoulder-launched, anti-tank rocket-propelled grenade launcher. Kabooms ensues.
Perk 1	Lightweight Pro	Move 7% faster. Pro: Quicker aiming after sprinting.
Perk 2	Dead Slience	Quieter movement. Halves Recon duration.
Perk 3	Sleight of Hand Pro	Faster reloading. Pro: Faster aiming down sight.

Wanted Level:

Interpol