Encarta

Screenshot of Encarta's opening page

Encarta is much like the evil Wikipedia except instead of being edited by everyone, it is all written by Bill Gates. This means that there is a considerable amount of propaganda for Nazi mysticism and buying Windows. If you have problems searching then you will be helped by Clippy, whether you are using Encarta to write a letter or not.

Comparison to Wikipedia

Unlike Wikipedia, Encarta is not free. A few articles are free to read for everyone, but to be able to see anything actually useful you must pay at least 100 dollars. Like the Wikimedia foundation, Encarta also includes other sections such as:

• Dictionary
• Thesaurus
• Atlas
• Multimedia
• scat pornography
• Quizzes

CD Version

Before the internets, Encarta was a computer program the you would purchase. It included useful material to help people study and research, and included educational games such as MindMaze and Counter-Strike. But the program results to be a complete piece of useless shit, since no useful information can be found on the entire cd, if you want to make encarta a little useful, you have to download at least one trillion of updates. Now that there is the online version users have to pay to realistically use, new versions of the Encarta program aren't pushed as much since they get cracked the moment they come out.

Encarta Instant Answers

Encarta Instant Answers is a bot for MSN that allows you to quickly ask questions and get answers on topics ranging from "What is the capital of France?" to "Where is Paris?" Anything more complex than this will result in it opening Encarta for you in the activities pane and then asking you to pay for any fucking information, even if you ask it stupid questions, it will not know shit so it will open encarta, if you insult it, will say somethin like "if im not mistaken, shakespear was the first one sayin that"

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All Your Base in Encarta Instant Answers

This bot will go through almost the whole script of All Your Base when prompted, however some parts don't come up.

All your base is well known to the Encarta Instant Ansers bot

All Your Base are belong to Encarta Instant Answers

Encarta Instant Answers can win in an argument and completely pwn any who challenge it